Jonesy Garcia quotes from 6teen

Jonesy

If there's one thing the Jonesmeister is good at it's getting fired.

Jonesy

See, with chicks, it's all about the bling-bling. And the way I figure it, we'll be making two large each by the end of the summer.

Wyatt

You learn everything you know from cop shows and music videos, don't you?

Jen

Because I've always wanted to start my own line of snowboarding gear and I think that working here would teach me so much about the retail sports industry.

Wyatt

I spend most of my free time here anyway, I figure I might as well get paid for it.

Jonesy

Because the Gigantoplex is a great place to pick up chicks.

Nikki

I need the money to go traveling.

Caitlin

Do you guys have like an employee discount?

Wyatt

Five years?!

Nikki

Not working in a mall.

Jude

Rock climbing with some Maori dudes in New Zealand.

Wyatt

I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend!

Jen

Riding for my college snowboarding team. And competing in the Olympics.

Nikki

[Laughs]

Caitlin

Is that the uniform you have to wear? That color really doesn't suit me.

Jonesy

I'd be a Christmas tree.

Wyatt

I guess I'd be ... a maple.

Jonesy

No wait, a dandelion.

Caitlin

I'd rethink the hat, too.

Jude

I thought this was a skate shop.

Jen

I'd be an oak, because they're strong and they like to help people by providing shade from the sun.

Caitlin

[cellphone rings]: Sorry, this might be important.

Jonesy

Getting to second base with Jill Anderson.

Nikki

Perfecting my mother's signature.

Jude

I once ate ten worms on a dare.

Jen

Being the youngest girl to make the varsity soccer team.

Caitlin

I'd have to say my accessories.

Jude

My feet sometimes smell ...

Wyatt

I guess I don't have much patience for authority.

Nikki

The list is long ... and distinguished.

Caitlin

When I was seven I had this really heinous orange top ...

Jonesy

I don't have any! I'm a pretty great guy.

Jonesy

I have an evil hunger brewing inside.

Jude

Yes, what kind of food could possibly defeat it?

Jonesy

A bird?

Jude

A plane?

No, it's Wonder Taco!

We don't think you're doing a very good job.

Yeah. You told that girl... the truth! It doesn't say anything about that in the Khaki Barn handbook, and we didn't sell the dress.

You're like the "Khaki... nator"!

Nikki

Oh, good one. "The Khakinator". Oh, I like that. Now get to work.

Whatever you say, "ASS MAN"!

Nikki

That's assistant manager! I could fire you for that, you know!

Jonesy

(laughs) Your name tag says "ass man".

Nikki

SHUT UP!

Wyatt

[to Jude] You just need better time management skills. We all have something we could work on. Jonesy's obsessed with girls.

Jonesy

True, but you never take chances. Ever

Wyatt

I do so.

Jonesy

Name one.

Wyatt

Uhhhh..... [sighs]

Caitlin

I go way too crazy on sales.

Nikki

[Reluctantly] I could stop teasing the clones.

Jen

Okay, I'm not being conceited, but I can't really think of anything

Caitlin

[Angrily and fast] Oh yeah, how about butting into everybody's business and telling everyone what to do all the time.

Jen

[gasps]

Caitlin

[gasps] Did I just say that out loud?

Jen

Yes.

Caitlin

Well, you always giving everyone advice and it's not always good.

Jen

Uh, news flash: No, I don't.

Nikki

Uh, this just in: You totally do.

Jen

Here's the weather: Nuh uh.

Nikki

Hot off the press: Yeh uh. Oh, and breaking news: You're bossy, too.

Jen

Pictures at eleven: Of you being wrong!

[Irritated] Live from the Gigantoplex: You're not the only people in line here.

Jen

[Angrily] Oh yeah, well, stay tuned, because you all suck!!!

Jen

Did you just say you're having your stag-party at Grind Me?!

Jonesy

Yep. Thursday night baby!

They double-booked us?!

Jonesy

So? Grind Me's a big place. We can have them both there, it'll be fun!

Jen

You can't have a stag-party at the same place we're having our shower!

Jonesy

Why not?

[giggling] Nice dress!

Jen

Shut it!

Jonesy

Hey! Nice call on the cologne spritz, huh, cheater?

Wyatt

Since when did you start checking up on me?

Jonesy

Since you started looking twice at water fountains.

Jen

Guys, this Man-Off thing is seriously getting out of hand. It's not about who smells the best anymore; it's about who smells the least horrible.

Nikki

Yeah, and it's getting really gross. Which would be hilarious if it didn't affect me so directly.

Jonesy

I'm not going to give up, unless Wyatt is going to quit for real this time.

Wyatt

As if. The Man-Off champ's either going to be you or me, which is a nice way of saying it's going to be me.

Jen

What about Jude?

Wyatt

I think we can all agree that Jude and hygiene never met on a first name basis.

Jonesy

There are still three days until the Man-Off is over, so don't let me catch you washing your hands in spit, because from now on, spit counts as a cleaning fluid.

I'm Jonesy's voicemail, who are you?

Nikki

[hanging up] Ugh! Why'd I break up with Jonesy? He's supposed to be the idiot, not me!

I'm Jonesy's voicemail.

Nikki

Ugh!

Excuse me, we're on the runway, so turn that off.

Nikki

Sorry, but I just said goodbye to the best friends and the best boyfriend I'll ever have, and I need to tell him I don't want to break up anymore, so back off and let me undo the biggest mistake of my life!

Let her call!

Have a heart!"

Let her call!

Yeah!

Nikki

Jonesy?

Jonesy

[simultaneously] Nikki?

I don't want to break up! Me neither! Whew!

Jen

Yeah!

Caitlin

Woo!

Wyatt

Alright, Nikki!

Nikki

Okay, seriously have to go now.

Caitlin

We love you!

Wyatt

See you!

Jonesy

Love you!

Jude

Peace out!

Jen

Bye Nikki!

Nikki

I love you too, guys! Bye for now! [She hangs up. In the mall, Jonesy sighs happily.]

Jonesy

Maybe everything will be okay after all.

[last lines] You're coming with me!