Hah! Who knew Jonesy was actually good at something? Besides making out. [ Wyatt gives her a weird look. She notices then blushes.] Uh, too much information?
S3Prank'd
Little bit...
S3Bicker Me Not
GBGracie Bickerson
I'm not sitting anywhere near that crum-bum.
GBGeorge Bickerson
She can fall down a well for all I care!
GGracie
He's the reason anti-depressants were invented!
GGeorge
Her morning breath's the reason gas-masks were invented!
GGeorge
You make my skin crawl like I'm wearing a wool sweater!
GGracie
What did wool ever do to deserve you?!
S3The One with the Cold Sore
Could be a lip zit. I once had a zit on my back that had a life of its own. One morning, it was gone... and so was a pair of my shoes.
S3Baby, You Stink
Hey! Nice call on the cologne spritz, huh, cheater?
Since when did you start checking up on me?
Since you started looking twice at water fountains.
Guys, this Man-Off thing is seriously getting out of hand. It's not about who smells the best anymore; it's about who smells the least horrible.
Yeah, and it's getting really gross. Which would be hilarious if it didn't affect me so directly.
I'm not going to give up, unless Wyatt is going to quit for real this time.
As if. The Man-Off champ's either going to be you or me, which is a nice way of saying it's going to be me.
What about Jude?
I think we can all agree that Jude and hygiene never met on a first name basis.
There are still three days until the Man-Off is over, so don't let me catch you washing your hands in spit, because from now on, spit counts as a cleaning fluid.
S3J Is For Genius
(Reading the back of a DVD)
"Lonely and single Karla is looking for more than a one-night stand, but she's looking for love with all the wrong guys." Duuuuuuude... There's sex in H-E-R-E! [laughs] I spelled the wrong word.
S3Fashion Victims
[referring to the girls on her team] Are they gone?
Don't worry, you're safe.
[She pulls at her underwear from inside her cargo pants, and gets relief... all to the girls' surprise.]
Ahh, finally!
What was that?!
Uh, that was me pulling my underwear from my butt. Where it's been lodged for, like, an hour. I hate these girly gitch!
Eww.
Nice.
I know the feeling.
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