See, with chicks, it's all about the bling-bling. And the way I figure it, we'll be making two large each by the end of the summer.
You learn everything you know from cop shows and music videos, don't you?
“Take this Job and Squeeze It” · Season 1
In this episode: Jonesy Garcia (3), Jude Lizowski (2), Wyatt Williams (2), Caitlin Cooke (2), Jen Masterson (1), Nikki Wong (1)
Credit cards have limits?
[In their interviews they are asked why they want to work there]
Because I've always wanted to start my own line of snowboarding gear and I think that working here would teach me so much about the retail sports industry.
I spend most of my free time here anyway, I figure I might as well get paid for it.
Because the Gigantoplex is a great place to pick up chicks.
I need the money to go traveling.
Do you guys have like an employee discount?
[They're asked where they see themselves in five years]
Five years?!
Not working in a mall.
Jonesy (flirting): I know where I'd like to see myself tonight.
Rock climbing with some Maori dudes in New Zealand.
I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend!
Riding for my college snowboarding team. And competing in the Olympics.
[They're asked what kind of tree they'd be]
[Laughs]
Is that the uniform you have to wear? That color really doesn't suit me.
I'd be a Christmas tree.
I guess I'd be ... a maple.
No wait, a dandelion.
I'd rethink the hat, too.
I thought this was a skate shop.
I'd be an oak, because they're strong and they like to help people by providing shade from the sun.
[cellphone rings]: Sorry, this might be important.
[They're asked about their biggest accomplishments]
Getting to second base with Jill Anderson.
Perfecting my mother's signature.
I once ate ten worms on a dare.
Being the youngest girl to make the varsity soccer team.
I'd have to say my accessories.
[They're asked about their worst qualities]
My feet sometimes smell ...
I guess I don't have much patience for authority.
The list is long ... and distinguished.
When I was seven I had this really heinous orange top ...
I don't have any! I'm a pretty great guy.
[Jonesy and Jude are mocking the girl working at Wonder Taco]
I have an evil hunger brewing inside.
Yes, what kind of food could possibly defeat it?
A bird?
A plane?
BBoth
No, it's Wonder Taco!
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