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6teen · Season 1

Jen, Wyatt and others in “Take this Job and Squeeze It”

[In their interviews they are asked why they want to work there]

Because I've always wanted to start my own line of snowboarding gear and I think that working here would teach me so much about the retail sports industry.

I spend most of my free time here anyway, I figure I might as well get paid for it.

Because the Gigantoplex is a great place to pick up chicks.

I need the money to go traveling.

Do you guys have like an employee discount?

[They're asked where they see themselves in five years]

Five years?!

Not working in a mall.

Jonesy (flirting): I know where I'd like to see myself tonight.

Rock climbing with some Maori dudes in New Zealand.

I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend!

Riding for my college snowboarding team. And competing in the Olympics.

[They're asked what kind of tree they'd be]

[Laughs]

Is that the uniform you have to wear? That color really doesn't suit me.

I'd be a Christmas tree.

I guess I'd be ... a maple.

No wait, a dandelion.

I'd rethink the hat, too.

I thought this was a skate shop.

I'd be an oak, because they're strong and they like to help people by providing shade from the sun.

[cellphone rings]: Sorry, this might be important.

[They're asked about their biggest accomplishments]

Getting to second base with Jill Anderson.

Perfecting my mother's signature.

I once ate ten worms on a dare.

Being the youngest girl to make the varsity soccer team.

I'd have to say my accessories.

[They're asked about their worst qualities]

My feet sometimes smell ...

I guess I don't have much patience for authority.

The list is long ... and distinguished.

When I was seven I had this really heinous orange top ...

I don't have any! I'm a pretty great guy.

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