Why should I be concerned about gaining weight? My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around - and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride.
“Moby Dick” · Season 3
In this episode: Dick Solomon (3), Harry Solomon (2), Sally Solomon (2), Tommy Solomon (1), August (1)
[Dick is putting on a corset to become thinner]
What's that?
It's called the 'Shatner.'
[Sally is talking to her plant]
You hungry? Oh, I know you--you wouldn't say anything if you were.
[she pours some of her Coke into the pot]
You're so nice. You're not at all arrogant or demanding like most people I know.
You must be bored out of your mind.
Actually, I'm not.
I was talking to the plant.
[Harry, with a camera, sneaks up behind August in school to get a photo of her]
August (noticing Harry): Harry?
I am not Harry.
What are you doing here? And what's with the camera?
What camera?
My pants fit! I won the war!
That's great, Dick! So you lost weight?
Even better - I bought bigger pants!
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