Dr. Mary Albright quotes from 3rd Rock from the Sun

Mary

Does this mean you've come to your senses and you're going to apologize to Nina?

Dick

No, I will never come to my senses!

Dick

Can we take more than one?

Nina

Take as much as you want! Nobody's going to be at this thing.

Mary

Don't be so insensitive.

Nina

[to Dick] Yeah, shame on you!

Dick

Oh, Mary! I've just had one of those horrible dreams!

Mary

Well what happened?

Dick

We were getting married!

Mary

[sarcastically] Thank you...

Dick

No, that was the good part. Then, my family showed up.

Mary

Oh, don't tell me? They objected?

Dick

Well...they had issues.

Mary

It's alright. I prepared a short speech just in case they did. It's just basically two words... and one of them's "off."

Mary

Most people dismiss non-literate cultures.

Tommy

Well, we live in one.

Mary

I think it's unfair that you demand Sally do whatever you want as if you were... king of the universe!

Dick

Oh, please! We look nothing alike.

Dick

The library's closed on Saturday?

Mary

Dick, this -- is -- not -- a -- good -- school!

[entering Mary's office] Mary.

Mary

Daddy!

Hey there, magpie.

Mary

What a nice surprise.

Well, not really... I've left your mother.

Mary

Again?

Mary

This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!

Dick

Once again I come in second.

Mary

So you're going to let this woman control your life?

Dick

No, just the lunch part. [a beat] My favorite part.

Mary

Hey Dick. What's with all the Rusty burgers?

Dick

Ah, well I'm just uh, preparing box lunches for the homeless.

Mary

Why are putting all of the food in the trash?

Dick

It makes them more comfortable. Mary- you can be so insenitive!

Dick

I have an aunt Florence.

Mary

What?

Dick

Oh, that was aunt Florence in Indiana.

Nina

Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?

Dick

Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?

Nina

I don't.

Dick

So where's the big coincidence? You know, Nina. Sometimes you makes no sense.

Mary

You wanted to see me, Dick?

Dick

Oh, Mary, thank God! I wanted to show you that if you mix up the letters in your last name, it spells "lab right!"

Mary

Okay, but wh-what was the emergency that couldn't wait another second that made me... get off the phone with Chancellor?

Dick

Lab right!

Mary

I am so hungover!

Dick

Oh! Well, Mary, that's just nature's way of telling you what a tramp you are.

Mary

[referring to Dick] I wouldn't be caught dead going out with that scab.

Dick

Well, couldn't you put a band-aid over it?

Mary

What did your father tell you about the family?

Dick

Not a lot. He, uh... lost his mouth in the war.