Kat Stratford quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

(sees Kat's shirt all wet) Look at you. Maybe you should change your shirt.

Kat

(drunk) Maybe you should change your face! (laughs)

Kat

We should sing one of the songs with the two people when they do it together.

A duet?

Kat

Oh... I don't say this often enough, Bianca, but you're so smart... and prettiful. ]

Kat

Oh, I know what you're up to. I've seen those crappy teen movies.

Chastity

Oh, me too. But aren't you supposed to show up much later ... wearing a hockey mask.

Kat

And you'll be the first to go.

Walter

Oh, my God! Do you mean to tell me the students have to leave their Uzis and heroin at home?

Kat

Dad, this isn't a joke.

Walter

How about knives and crack?

Walter

I don't get this, Kat. You always wanted to go to an Ivy League school.

Kat

They'll appreciate my social conscience.

Walter

No. They'll label you a problem student. You know how competitive it is. They'll look for some reason to reject you. It's like enlisting in the army and writing down, 'Oh, by the way, I'm gay.'

Kat

You're skipping class to make out with your boyfriend?!

Just the last 10 minutes. Besides, it's history, I already know how it ends – everyone dies.

Kat

[Patrick], you cannot come in. If my dad sees you here, his head will explode and I'll have to repaint.

Your dad's at work, how's he going to see me – hidden cameras?

Come on, I'll help you paint. It's the least I can do, I mean, you did get suspended for me.

Kat

Don't flatter yourself. I got suspended for my principles. I just fled the scene with you.

Kat

[talking about her dad] Now he wants you come to dinner.

I'll pass.

Kat

I told it was stupid, but he's affraid you're bad influence on me

Huh [he touches her chin] I wonder why [smiling]

Walter

Oh. Hi, honey. How was your day? Did you invite the man-boy to-

Kat

(about Patrick) He's not coming to dinner. He didn't want to summit to the inquisition. Are you happy now?

Walter

Of course I'm not happy. Kat, if this boy really liked you, he'd make the effort.

Kat

Thank you for saying that out loud, dad. That really makes me feel so much better

(Deciding where to eat) How 'bout Hell's Steakhouse, I'm dying for a rib-eye.

Kat

You know I don't eat anything with a face.

They usually cut that part off before they serve it to you.

Kat

You don't say? How 'bout Vegan Nirvana?

No thanks, I'll just chew on a tree and save twenty bucks.

Kat

You know what… I'll just drive, we'll find something

Can I just crash here? I got kicked out.

Kat

What happened?

I wet the bed.

Kat

Patrick, seriously.

If you're gonna keep talking all night, I'll just sleep in the park.

Kat

No, stay. If you were horrifically murdered, it would really ruin my day.

Kat

And you know what the worst part is? He didn't try to stop me.

I'm stopping you.

Kat

You see? This is what the world needs: more sex, less war.

Now, if that would be you campaign slogan you would've won.

Kat

Can I ask you a favour?

Huh

Kat

Don't break my heart, OK?

OK.