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SEASON 3

Zoey 101 · Season 3

Zoey 101 Season 3 quotes

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S3Goodbye Zoey?

I saw this in a prison movie.

We need to talk.

We do.

Okay, is, uh... (takes his backpack off and puts it down) everything all right?

Nope.

You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.

Oh, really?

Really.

Why?

She's disgusting!

Hey, well, don't hold back.

Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she didn't... (sighs)

If she didn't what? (Logan and Michael don't answer) If she didn't what? Just say it.

If she didn't look like Zoey.

(snorts twice) You guys are ridiculous.

I don't think we're ridiculous.

Unlock the door.

It's okay that you miss Zoey.

I don't miss Zoey. Okay, I haven't even thought about her since she left.

You're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoey?

I don't even see a resemblance.

(scoffs) Everybody thinks they look alike!

And that's why you're hanging out with her! She's your little "Zoey replacement," and that's a little bit sick.

(to Logan) Uh, subtle.

He needs to hear this.

I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads a magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!

So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?

Gretchen is a lot of fun.

Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?

Oh, yeah. Don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!

Unlock the door.

We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.

Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, 'cause we're gonna be in here for a while.

Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?

It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)

Chase...

Enough! Alright?

Ooh! Looky here.

Put that down.

Zoey gave you this, right?

Maybe, just put it down.

Why? If you don't care about Zoey, then why would you care about a stupid little stuffed animal she gave you?

Logan...

It's cool. Chase doesn't care about it.

That's right, I don't.

Good.

Good.

Well then I guess it wouldn't bug you if I do this! (rips the head off the giraffe)

(calms down) I'm sorry!

It's cool.

I'm sorry!

It's okay.

You're right... Everything you guys said is true.

We know you miss Zoey, man.

I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her. When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole, (Zoey softly smiles) I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feeling's ever gonna go away. (Zoey looks surprised)

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