Yusuke quotes from YuYu Hakusho

Tell me. Is that hunch coming from one of those guys?

Hard to say. I think the feeling is hidden really good. It's just hanging in the air and I can't tell where it's coming from. Sort of like a...a...

Sort of like a fart in a crammed elevator?

Botan

Well, we narrowed it down. Kazemaru must not be Rando. If he was, he would have shown his true form after being beaten.

Then we've figured it out. [they gaze ominously at Shorin]

I am Genbu, of the Four Saint Beasts. Do you have a request before you die?

Yeah, tell me how a beast is a saint. I'm lost.

Hey! You with the big fish ears, I got a bone to pick with you. How does a dead guy win?

Hold it. I'd like it if you removed your hand.

I'd like you to remove your head from your ass, but I don't see that happening anytime soon!

Genkai is it time yet?

One more thing before I give you your test. Give me your hands I have to prepare your body.

This isn't another trick is it?

Hold still and try not to cry. [chants]

I don't know what your trying to pull but I am not into this kinky stuff, and your way too old!

In your dreams, Yusuke.

I never would have gotten this far without those guys' help. And whenever I was getting my head rearranged, it was always because I cared about them that I could win.

And that's precisely the reason you've been limited up til now. You're too soft. You don't need anyone but yourself. Don't you understand that? Guess I need to kill another one of your friends.

Kurama

The footage must be provocative. I confess there was even a time when I wanted to see it. [seeing Yusuke's look] Was, was.

[thinking] Geez, he's making me paranoid.

Kurama

Koenma knows the exact identity of our foe.

He WHAT?!

Kurama

I've planned a formal meeting to... [trails off when he notices Yusuke is gone]

[into Botan's briefcase] Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier 10 inches down your throat!

Kurama

[thinking] Not quite what I planned.

You're Yusuke...

That's right, Goldie. And that's my bed you're sleepin' in, thanks to the human freight train there, dragging you in so we could stitch you back up.

No more running away from me, Sensui! This is the place where I end your damn life!

3, 2, 1.

[screaming]

Kuwabara!

Koenma

Where will you take him?

Somewhere his soul won't be subjected to your overbearing scorn and judgement, where it will be safe from hypocritical administrators who train a boy to be a killer and then hunt him down for being one as a man. You people do not deserve Shinobu's soul. Your Spirit World will have to create another enemy so you can keep on fighting, as that is, after all, what you do. But Shinobu and I grow weary of that. We are going to spend the rest of eternity together in solitude and in peace.

Damn it. If I kicked his ass, why do I still feel like he won.