[Screen monitor shows Soloman (disguised as Apdnarg) in the Amazon Adventure trail to start his duel with Joey, but Joey is not there]
[Joey appears in the stadium, eating two hot dogs]
[shocked] Joey! What are you doing here?!
Hey! There's a two-for-one sale on wienies!
You should on the Amazon Adventure trail!
Guess again, pal! Joey doesn't duel on an empty stomach! I gotta bulk up for my first match.
Wake up! Your first match has already started!
And if you don't get your butt over to that dueling site in the next 10 minutes, THEN YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!
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[as Joey activates his Graceful Dice magic card] Ah-ha! I had a hunch you might try that! And that's why I played this… Legendary Gambler!
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This trap card automatically activates whenever my opponent rolls a die. So if I roll a higher number than you, your card is cancelled out!
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[rolls a 5] Too bad!
So what?! Joey always has a backup plan! [activates his Skull Dice trap] Now, Skull Dice will lower your monster's strength depending on what number I roll!
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The Legendary Gambler is a continuous trap card which means I also roll again!
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[rolls a 6] Oh, well! Read it and weep!
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Looks like we're back where we started! So, Wandering Mummy, attack his Swordsman! I know you, Joey. Better than you know yourself.
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Now I play… a magic card known as Ancient City!
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Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city, but that's just the beginning of my archeological assault! Next, I sacrifice Wandering Mummy… in order to summon my Ancient Giant! Of course, it comes with a slight catch. As long as it remains face up on the field, I have no choice but to attack you with it. And if I don't attack, then I lose 300 of my Life Points.
Joey doesn't stand a chance against that thing!
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I'd suggest summoning a monster if you'd like to stay in the game, Joseph.
I can arrange that. In fact, I'll play five for the price of one! Go, Goblin Attack Force! Now, knock his Ancient Giant right out of the ballpark, boys!
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Not so fast, slugger! Activate Ordeal of a Traveler! This card is about to make the game more interesting. I choose a random card from my hand, and you have to guess whether it's a magic, trap, or monster card. If you guess incorrectly, your monster is returned to your hand. Guess correctly, and you can attack. So what type of card do I have in my hand? Let's go. You've got a 1-in-3 chance.
Yugi's grandpa is beating Joey at his own game!
'Cause he knows Joey's strategy. He did teach him how to duel, after all.
Well, here goes. It's a trap card-- or a magic card. It's a monster! [having trouble guessing] I NEED MORE TIME!
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I'm not getting any younger.
All right, my answer is… you're holding a trap card!
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[imitates buzzer] Survey says, "monster card!"
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I'm afraid your goblins will have to wait. Now, my eyesight's not what it used to be, but it looks to me like you're defenseless!
[setting a card facedown] I end my turn.
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Sounds good to me.
All right, you wanna see some mad skills?!
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Bring it on, kid!
Here goes! Look out! Time to give my luck one more shot with a magic card called Roll of Fate! This card allows me to draw up to six new cards depending on what number I roll, just as long as I remove the same number of cards from the game.
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Now, Legendary Gambler, cancel out his roll!
Wheeler gets a four, and the freak in the mask gets… a three! He shoots, he scores, he draw four cards! That's what I call a hand!
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Please tell me you're bluffing.
You're about to find out, pal.
[as Rebecca activates her Gravity Bind continuous trap card, preventing every monster with more than three stars from attacking; thinking] That little brat's gonna pay! No one makes a fool out of me! [speaking] This duel's far from done!
I guess, but Rebecca's trap card affects her own monsters too. If they have more than three stars, she can't use them.
I'm sure that this is all part of her plan. She'll be just fine.
Get a load of this! First… I'm activating Marie the Fallen One's special ability from the card graveyard! Now I automatically receive 200 extra Life Points for every turn that Marie remains in the graveyard. And to finish things off, I'll activate the special ability of my Fire Princess! So every time my Life Points increase, yours decrease by 500!
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Awesome! Rebecca's three-card combo allows her to automatically lowers Vivian's Life Points every turn!
The only thing I'm scared of is that hairdo. [turns to Zigfried] Hey, buddy! Pinky the Clown called! He wants his ring back!
Oh, like you're in any position to be making fun of anyone's hairdo.
Take it down a notch, will you? You're too high-strung to duel.
Who you callin' high-strung?! I'm cool as a cucumber!
You want a piece of me? [he and Joey scuffle]
[attempts to break up the scuffling duo] Can you two grow up for five minutes? [she gets pinned against the wall] I need some female friends!
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[in unison] He started it!
All right, herr Joseph, since you're clearly at a disadvantage in so many ways, why don't you make the first move?
[calling out] He's just messing with your head, man!
Yeah, don't freak out. Remember, stay focused.
Try to keep up! All right, let's see here. [becomes shocked when he has four spell cards and two high level monsters in his hand]
Gee, I wonder if he's got a bad hand.
[thinking] I can't play a single monster!
You're beginning to sweat. Is the molten lava getting to you or is it something else?
[chuckles] Beating you is more fun than I thought.
Fine. I'll begin by activating this magic card… Nibelung's Treasure! This affords me the ability to extract another magic card from my deck and place it on your side of the field. So I present… Nibelung's Ring! And I also draw five cards.
[as the ring is equipped to his monster] So what's the deal with the ring?
There's no need to thank me, just consider it a gift. But we'll talk more about my generosity a bit later. Now, I must call upon the three divine sisters! The Goddess Urd, the Goddess Verdande, and the Goddess Skuld! Now it's one underdog against three divas.
Now, let the fun begin with the Goddess Skuld! Activate your Scepter of Revelation, and foresee the future! Each turn from now on, I'm able to see the top three cards in your deck, and rearrange them any which way I please.
Joey's future isn't looking too bright, guys.
[Joey draws three cards from his deck and shows them to Zigfried]
Interesting cards. Let's start by placing the middle one on the top. Then the first card, and then the third.
Huh? I don't see what that's gonna do, but it's your call.
You'll understand once I call upon Goddess Verdande! Her Scepter of Guidance gives me the opportunity to guess what type of card rests on top of your deck. If I happen to guess correctly, then you're forced to play that card facedown on the field!
Now I will go out on a limb here and say...your top card's a monster!
Since you're the one that put it there, I'm not too impressed.
Well, either way, you have to summon it facedown, so let's have it.
Finally, I call upon Goddess Urd! Each turn, she gives me the opportunity to guess the identity of one of your facedown cards! If I'm right, it's removed from play.
Let me take a wild guess. It's Panther Warrior. Looks like I'm right! Awww, parting is such sweet sorrow, isn't it? [chuckles]
First he took out Jinzo, and now it's Panther Warrior?
But those are Joey's best monsters!
I think I've done enough damage. So go. And if you could, step it up a bit. I'm getting bored.
It's official. He is the most annoying opponent I've ever faced.
I was knocked out of the tournament by a guy with pink hair!?
A guy with pink hair who's an EXCERPT DUELIST.
Oh, will you grow up!? Trust me, there'll be other Duels!
You're not runner up every year! That honor belongs to me!
Just as I thought. I knew you couldn't resist my charm! All right, if you defeat me, then your Grandpa walks. If you lose, we go on a date.
[infuriated]: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'VE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, TOOTS! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! YUGI DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND HE NEVER WILL!
All right, first I'll summon my Skilled Dark Magician to the field in Attack Mode! Second, I activate Pot of Greed, which lets me draw two more cards from my Deck! [The first Spell Counter lights up on the Skilled Dark Magician] Then, I'll play this - the Emblem of Dragon Destroyer! It lets me bring Buster Blader back to my hand! [Now another Spell Counter lights up on the Skilled Dark Magician]
They're Spell Counters! With every Magic Card I play, another one lights up! [Vivian gasps] I'm afraid there's more! My final Magic Card! It's known as Monster Reincarnation! So Dark Magician's back in my Deck! [The third and final Spell Counter lights up on the Skilled Dark Magician] And now all three of my Spell Counters are glowing! So I can sacrifice my Skilled Dark Magician in order to summon Dark Magician! There's more. I play Polymerization, fusing my Dark Magician with my Buster Blader! Behold the creature of your demise - my Dark Paladin! And there's one more thing you should know: Dark Paladin gets 500 ATK points for every Dragon on the field and in our Graveyards.
THAT CAN'T BE! I JUST SENT FOUR MY DRAGONS TO MY CARD GRAVEYARD! IT'S NOT FAIR! [Dark Paladin's ATK strength increases to 4,900 points]
Oh, it's quite fair. Now, Dark Paladin, wipe out her Dragon Lady and her life points! Game over.
