Leon quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Here's one you might remember from your bedtime stories. You guessed it! It's Cinderella! And thanks to her fairy godmother, she'll be able to go to the ball. Cinderella automatically lets me summon my Pumpkin Carriage to the field.

Ugh!

With my Pumpkin Carriage in play, Cinderella receives a thousand point boost. Oh, and where would she be without her glass slippers?

All right. The only way to get through to you is to duel you with all of my strength. Here goes! I'll begin by playing my Queen's Knight in attack mode! Now, attack his Forest Hunter with Majestic Sword Swipe! Next, I'll place one card facedown and that ends my turn.

I was hoping you'd say that. All right. Thanks to the special ability of my Iron Cage, I'm able to bring an old friend back to the field. Of course, now that my Hans is back in the action, my Iron Knight's strength drops back to 700. But that doesn't worry me one bit, 'cause Iron Hans also lets me play this…another Iron Knight! And next I'll activate my Spinning Wheel Spindle! How's that?

What can he possibly do to Yugi with a giant roll of string?

[remembers] Wait, I know that card! I saw it in Leon's deck when I dueled against him. It's a monster destruction card!

Time to reenact the story of Sleeping Beauty with your Queen!

I can't even control my own monsters.

We'll be fine. [draws] Now… Since three turns have passed since you played Spinning Wheel Spindle, my Queen's Knight returns! For my next move, I'll place these two cards facedown on the field. And then I'll activate this! It's my Card of Sanctity! This magic card allows both players to draw until we're holding six cards in our hands. Now I summon my King's Knight in attack mode. And since King's Knight and Queen's Knight are both on the field, I'm able to summon Jack's Knight from my deck to join them!

If you're through wasting everyone's time, may I remind you, your three knights are useless against my Golden Castle!

I wouldn't be so sure. Now I activate… my Royal Straight! This magic card allows me to summon an extremely powerful monster from either my deck, my hand, or my graveyard. So behold! Royal Straight Slasher! And next I'll activate my Royal Straight Slasher's special ability! Now, when I send one monster from each of the first five levels to the graveyard, Slasher destroys every card on my opponent's side of the field!

Joey

Nice thinking, Yugi! Trap and magic cards don't work, but monster abilities do!

[sends every first five level monsters to the graveyard, one-by-one] Level one-- Kuriboh! Level two-- my Old Vindictive Magician! Level three-- Giant Soldier of Stone! Level four-- my Big Shield Gardna! Level five-- my Curse of Dragon! Now… destroy all his cards, including his Golden Castle!