George Cooper Sr quotes from Young Sheldon

George Sr.

Here we go. Fifteen years and fourteen hours later, the best brisket in Texas.

George Sr.

Connie, you evil bitch!

George Cooper Sr

We need a doctor here!

George Cooper Sr

You gotta be kidding me.

George Cooper Sr.

Watching life go by from the sidelines is kind of my thing.

George Cooper Sr.

Thank you.

George Cooper Sr.

It was complicated. I didn't like seeing him upset, but what can you do? I love consistency.

George Cooper Sr.

So unless sitting here becomes a job How about selling footballs? You mean, like, at your store?

George Cooper Sr.

Is it really dangerous? Not with modern science, but back in pioneer times, we'd be burying her down by the crick.

George Cooper Sr.

Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing.

George Cooper Sr.

Sheldon, go!

George Cooper Sr.

Dear Mary, hope you and Sheldon are having a great time in Germany.

"I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton's first law... An object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force... I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy."

Mary Cooper

Shelly, dinner's ready!

"I don't care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig."

Missy Cooper

Sheldon, if you don't get in here, I'm gonna lick your toothbrush.

Sheldon Cooper

Coming!

"That's my sister. And she's done it before."

George Cooper Sr.

Hey, what the hell are you doing out there?

Mary Cooper

George, language.

George Cooper Sr.

What language? So?

Sheldon Cooper

I was exploring dimensional kinematics.

Georgie Cooper

Admit it, he's adopted.

Sheldon Cooper

How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

Mary Cooper

That's enough. No one's adopted.

Missy Cooper

I wish I was.

Mary Cooper

That can still be arranged.

George Cooper Sr.

(Sheldon's new friend is having dinner with the Coopers) So, uh, Tam... what kind of name is that?

Tam

Vietnamese, sir.

George Cooper Sr.

Sure. I spent a little time over there. Army. Your Mom's name isn't Kim Lee, is it?

Tam

No, sir.

George Cooper Sr.

[seeming relieved] Good, good. I mean, yeah. It's a small country. So... Mary, how's that food comin'?

Mary

[from the kitchen] Almost.

Georgie Cooper

So, Viet Nam. Like in Rambo.

Tam

Yes.

Georgie Cooper

That's a cool movie.

Tam

Yes.

Georgie Cooper

Are you in it?

Tam

No.

Sheldon

Dad, can we afford a computer?

George Sr.

You do my taxes. What do you think?

Sheldon

[pause] Nevermind.

First of all, I want to thank you both for coming.

Mary

Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?

Uh, he didn't do anything.

George Sr.

Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.

Okay, the problem is the curriculum here is not challenging enough for Sheldon. Now, he gets bored and maybe doesn't express himself in the most productive way.