Georgie Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

Georgie

Wait. I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. Ooh, it just fell off.

Georgie Cooper

[Repeated line, unenthusiastically] Uh-huh.

Georgie.

I'm just dating this girl, and she's a little older than me.

Georgie

Mandy's pissed at me.

Georgie

If we put in one of them things that spins the hot dogs around, we would make a fortune.

Georgie

Hey, little girl.

"I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton's first law... An object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force... I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy."

Mary Cooper

Shelly, dinner's ready!

"I don't care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig."

Missy Cooper

Sheldon, if you don't get in here, I'm gonna lick your toothbrush.

Sheldon Cooper

Coming!

"That's my sister. And she's done it before."

George Cooper Sr.

Hey, what the hell are you doing out there?

Mary Cooper

George, language.

George Cooper Sr.

What language? So?

Sheldon Cooper

I was exploring dimensional kinematics.

Georgie Cooper

Admit it, he's adopted.

Sheldon Cooper

How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

Mary Cooper

That's enough. No one's adopted.

Missy Cooper

I wish I was.

Mary Cooper

That can still be arranged.

George Cooper Sr.

(Sheldon's new friend is having dinner with the Coopers) So, uh, Tam... what kind of name is that?

Tam

Vietnamese, sir.

George Cooper Sr.

Sure. I spent a little time over there. Army. Your Mom's name isn't Kim Lee, is it?

Tam

No, sir.

George Cooper Sr.

[seeming relieved] Good, good. I mean, yeah. It's a small country. So... Mary, how's that food comin'?

Mary

[from the kitchen] Almost.

Georgie Cooper

So, Viet Nam. Like in Rambo.

Tam

Yes.

Georgie Cooper

That's a cool movie.

Tam

Yes.

Georgie Cooper

Are you in it?

Tam

No.

Sheldon

What's she say?

The doctors are doing some tests, but dollar to donuts, your daddy's just got a bad case of gas. Y'all two go get ready for bed.

Georgie

I don't want to stay around here. I want to go to the hospital and see dad.

Well, i want to go to Las Vegas and see Willie Nelson, but that ain't gonna happen either.

Georgie

This is stupid.

You know what's stupid? I got to drink pink wine

Sheldon

Meemaw

What?

Sheldon

Is dad really okay?

Yes

Sheldon

I hope you're not bluffing.

Georgie

I'm driving to the hospital. You can come with me or stay here, up to you.

Missy

I'm coming.

Georgie

Sheldon?

Sheldon

You're 14. You don't know how to drive.

Georgie

I drove a tractor at 4-H camp. It's the same thing.

Sheldon

But you sat on the farmer's lap.

Georgie

Then stay here. Come on, Missy.

Sheldon

(He suddenly hears Meemaw snore, and turning. Afraid he's gonna be blame for the runaway, Sheldon decides to join George and Missy).

Georgie

Dang it.

Missy

Are you aiming for them?

Georgie

Everybody just shut up. I got this.

Sheldon

Oh, no. We're going to jail.

Missy

Georgie's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped

Sheldon

That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped.

Georgie

If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail.

Sheldon

Oh, you'd better pull over.

Georgie

Oh, thank god.

Sheldon

Well, don't just sit there. Follow it.

Georgie

Why?

Sheldon

It's an ambulance. It's going to the hospital.

Georgie

Hang on.

Missy

How about i put the radio on real low.

Georgie

Shut up.

Mary

GEORGIE, *TURN THAT DOWN!*

Georgie

What?!

Mary

[?] ?

Georgie

I'll get to it later.

Mary

?

Georgie

I don't feel like it.

Mary

[?] Random

Georgie

My room bothers you so much, you clean it.

Mary

[pause; ?] That's...it! You're grounded! Do you hear me?!

Missy

I'm bored.

Hey! Someday, someone will write a book about Sheldon. Don't you want a chapter in there about how loving and supportive you were?

Georgie

What's the point? I ain't never gonna read it.

Mary Cooper

Care to explain yourself?

Sheldon Cooper

I was trying to motivate Missy to expand her intellectual horizons.

Mary Cooper

By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?

Sheldon Cooper

Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes, which was an option.

Mary Cooper

Enough.

Sheldon Cooper

To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll. That would be an effect--

Mary Cooper

ENOUGH! And you! Getting baptized just to kiss a girl?! What were you thinking?!

Georgie Cooper

Sounds like you know what I was thinking.

Mary Cooper

Well, you are both grounded!

Missy Cooper

"Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan. I like you because you're an alien but you're funny, unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk. Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet and have found things to eat other than cats. I recommend chicken nuggets. Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age 10."

"P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?" Ha. What a cutie pie. Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts with my face on them? I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid. Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh? Hello? Anybody out there? Apparently not. Barb!

Mary

Okay. Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.

Sheldon

Hot darn.

Missy

That guy's back.

Georgie

I thought he was in the nuthouse.

Mary

We do not call it that!

Georgie

That's what dad calls it.

Mary

And that's why I made him sit. We need to make sure that Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.

George

How are we supposed to do that?

Mary

For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital.