George Cooper Sr quotes from Young Sheldon

Sheldon

[seeing how well-behaved and studious the Wilmont students are] What's wrong with them?

Mary

What are you talking about?

Sheldon

They're so quiet. Are they on medication?

Mary

No. They're just smart like you.

Sheldon

I've been going to school in a zoo.

George Sr.

[quietly to Mary] Not too sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.

I must tell you, in all I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.

George Sr.

Well, that's real nice to hear.

Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class. He's fun-loving, easy to get along with, and always ready to help another student."

Sheldon

That doesn't sound like me at all.

Mary

Sure it does, sweetie.

George Cooper Sr

What do you say we keep this quiet?

Sheldon

Like a secret.

George Cooper Sr

All you gotta do is be cool!

George Cooper Sr

I may have a better job.

Mary

In Oklahoma?

George Cooper Sr

You love this country!

Sheldon

I love this country!

George Cooper Sr

What are you doing here?

Sheldon

I got called to the principal's office.

George Cooper Sr

So did I! What, you do something wrong?

Sheldon

Not that I'm aware of. Did you?

George Cooper Sr

I hope not.

Sheldon

Maybe it's good news.

George Cooper Sr

Sheldon, you ever been called the principal's office for good news.

Sheldon

Never.

George Cooper Sr

Oh.

George Cooper Sr

My man.

Sheldon

When was the last time you washed your hands?

Mary Cooper

You know that Veronica Duncan girl?

George Cooper Sr

The one that Georgie likes?

Mary Cooper

Yeah. I was thinkin' about havin' her stay here for a couple days.

George Cooper Sr

Wh-, is it Georgie's birthday or somethin'?

Mary Cooper

No! She's just havin' a rough time at home.

George Cooper Sr

[takes a sip of his beer] What's goin' wrong?

Mary Cooper

Her mother's boyfriend has a drinkin' problem, and things have been gettin' out of hand.

George Cooper Sr

You waited 'til I had a beer to tell me this story, didn't you?

Mary Cooper

You always have a beer.

George Cooper Sr

Why can't you read who won in the newspaper?

Sheldon Cooper

I could say the same thing about the Super Bowl, but you still watch it.

Missy Cooper

He got you there.

Dale

You wanna switch to light beer?

George Cooper Sr

Hey, I may have boobs, but I'm still a man.

Mary

So, you didn't do anything you regret when you were married?

George Cooper Sr.

Oh, lots of stuff. Feel free to grab a shovel and go have some drinks with my dead husband.

Hey, George.

George Cooper Sr.

Hey, Brenda.

George Cooper Sr.

See y'all later.

Mary

4:00.