Sheldon Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

Sheldon

[screaming, while the boys at the party are holding him up in the air, mosh style] PUT ME DOWN! I SAID, "PUT ME DOWN"! PUT ME DOWN, I'M NOT ENJOYING IT!

Sheldon

Back home, he applied the spice rub with such erotic tenderness it made my mother a little jealous.

"That was the best trip I'd ever been on. I just wish I'd told my father that while he was alive."

Sheldon

You're catholic, right? Explain it to me.

Sheldon

We really need to get one of these.

Sheldon

She knows who I am. It's going well.

The good news was most of our neighborhood was spared. The bad news: my mother thought she had something to do with it.

Sheldon

There is someone. And it's me.

Sheldon

If they get married, we have doubled the number of smart people in our family.

Sheldon

MOM!!!

I also had extraordinary hearing. During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.

Sheldon

She's a person. And we all know how I feel about people.

Sheldon

I'm Carl Sagan.

Sheldon

Where are you going? It's closed.

Sheldon

Oh, dear.