Meemaw quotes from Young Sheldon

Be careful.

The magic continues.

Here we go.

Is that why he huffed and puffed and blew my house down?

Sheldon

You lied to your moon pie.

I was bluffing my moon pie.

Sheldon

Do people know about this?

Sheldon, what's on a person face is not always what's in their heart.

Sheldon

Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust?

You don't. That's what makes life interesting.

Sheldon

What's she say?

The doctors are doing some tests, but dollar to donuts, your daddy's just got a bad case of gas. Y'all two go get ready for bed.

Georgie

I don't want to stay around here. I want to go to the hospital and see dad.

Well, i want to go to Las Vegas and see Willie Nelson, but that ain't gonna happen either.

Georgie

This is stupid.

You know what's stupid? I got to drink pink wine

Sheldon

Meemaw

What?

Sheldon

Is dad really okay?

Yes

Sheldon

I hope you're not bluffing.

Mary

What took you so long to answer?

Powdering my nose. What's it to ya?

Mary

Sorry I asked. Just want to give you an update.

Y...what's going on?

Mary

They wanna to run some test. They're gonna hold him overnight.

Oh, well. That's, that's nothing to worry about. That's just precautionary.

Mary

How are the kids?

Oh... they were a little worried. But I handled it.

Mary

They're sleeping?

Um, yeah yeah. You bet.

Mary

Thank's again for helping.

Oh hey, these are my grandchildren. They are my blood.

Mary

Okay, I'd better go.

Okay, we'll talk later.

(Hangs up the phone before she realize about the letter in the table. As she open it, it's shown that Sheldon is telling him about their runaway).

Son of a bitch. I hate those kids.

Sheldon

The math says they should never punt again.

Who's his real daddy?

Missy

I'm bored.

Hey! Someday, someone will write a book about Sheldon. Don't you want a chapter in there about how loving and supportive you were?

Georgie

What's the point? I ain't never gonna read it.

Mary

You need to come home with me.

Sheldon

No. I'm working.

Mary

There is a tornado watch. Let's go!

Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch every day for 2 months, nothing ever happens.

Sheldon

I think you're just worried I'm earning the money to send in my college application.

Mary

I am worried it is not safe out here. Let's go!

Sheldon

I can worry about my own safety, thank you.

Mary

I don't care if you think you're an adult. I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.

Well, that ain't good.

Mary

You believe me now? Mom?

Sheldon

I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?

Yeah.

He's grabbing at straws now.

Sheldon

So, if god's plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?

Sheldon

So now what? We just return to our ordinary lives?

I guess so. Or... we could just go to the store and buy another game.

Since that night, I've battled orcs, zombies, Nazis, Nazi-zombies, a dinosaur in a go-kart, and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on a stringless, plastic guitar. But nothing would ever compare to that first quest with my Meemaw. Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle doing Dance Dance Revolution was a close second.

Mary

You got the baby to settle down. Easy-peasy.

Take it down a notch, nana.

Mary

I will try, but I don't know if I can.

Georgie on the couch.