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Young Sheldon · Season 1, Episode 15

Adult Sheldon, Mary Cooper and others in “Unfinished Business”

[First lines of the series]

ASAdult Sheldon

"I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton's first law... An object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force... I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy."

Shelly, dinner's ready!

ASAdult Sheldon

"I don't care how dimwitted you are. Scientific principles have to make you smile. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig."

Sheldon, if you don't get in here, I'm gonna lick your toothbrush.

Coming!

ASAdult Sheldon

"That's my sister. And she's done it before."

Hey, what the hell are you doing out there?

George, language.

What language? So?

I was exploring dimensional kinematics.

Admit it, he's adopted.

How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

That's enough. No one's adopted.

I wish I was.

That can still be arranged.

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