Mary Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

Mary

So, you didn't do anything you regret when you were married?

George Cooper Sr.

Oh, lots of stuff. Feel free to grab a shovel and go have some drinks with my dead husband.

Sheldon Cooper

How could you not tell me that Caltech wants me to go to school there?

Mary Cooper

Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter.

Mary

Hello, Dr. Sturgis.

Dr. Sturgis

This is Mary Cooper. Did you know there's a, uh, supercollider being built, in Waxahachie, Texas?

Mary

Missy, 10 minutes.

Missy

Okay.

Missy Cooper

[cries] No!

Mary Cooper

I am not gonna telling you again?

Missy Cooper

?

Mary Cooper

I do not.

Missy Cooper

Yes I do, everybody does. I *HATE* THIS FAMILY!?

Mary Cooper

You are grounded (for tearing Sheldon's picture), young lady!

Missy Cooper

*FINE!*

Mary Cooper

It is fine!?

Mary

Sheldon, out.

Missy

NO! I WILL NEVER SEEN IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!?

Georgie

Enough with a raising voice!

Sheldon

Well, technically, they were his subordinate officers, but Kirk did always deal with them in a friendly manner, so I take your point.

Mary

Good man.

There were certain status symbols in Texas that indicated you were a success. A rodeo champion belt buckle Or as I call it, the Redneck Nobel Prize. Custom-built ostrich skin boots. One less giant running bird in the world is fine by this cowpoke. And possibly the ultimate status symbol The pink Cadillac, driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller.

Mary

Mr. Lundy.

Mary Cooper.

Sheldon

Tell your parents? Do the right thing and marry her.

Mary

Whoa.

Mary

Morning.

Sheldon

Good morning.

Mary

Since when is it Pancake Sunday?

Sheldon

Since today.

Mary

No, it's not. It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday, like it's been for the past 3 years.

Sheldon

Well, I thought it would be fun. I'll make you any kind of pancake you want.

Mary

You got the baby to settle down. Easy-peasy.

Take it down a notch, nana.

Mary

I will try, but I don't know if I can.

Georgie on the couch.

Mary

We have to go home. There was a tornado, and Meemaw's house was destroyed!

Sheldon

Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.

Mary

You are going home!

Sheldon

The people of Germany are obsessed with rules and devoid of humor. I am home.

Mary

What's going on?

Mary, we got some bad news.

Mary

Where's George?

I'm so sorry. He... he had a heart attack.

Missy

[tearing up] But he's okay, right?

He's gone.

George Cooper Sr.

See y'all later.

Mary

4:00.