Sheldon Cooper quotes from Young Sheldon

Sheldon

I see Quadrant 1 is red, Quadrant 2 is soft and plush, [sniffs] Quadrant 3 smells like lavender, and Quadrant 4 is overlaid with a Fibonacci spiral.

Mary

That's a dumb idea. We don't want Georgie to be like Georgie.

Sheldon

[seeing how well-behaved and studious the Wilmont students are] What's wrong with them?

Mary

What are you talking about?

Sheldon

They're so quiet. Are they on medication?

Mary

No. They're just smart like you.

Sheldon

I've been going to school in a zoo.

George Sr.

[quietly to Mary] Not too sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.

I must tell you, in all I've been here, I have never seen such glowing letters of recommendation from a student's teachers.

George Sr.

Well, that's real nice to hear.

Now, listen to this: "Putting aside his superior intellect, Sheldon is a delight to have in the class. He's fun-loving, easy to get along with, and always ready to help another student."

Sheldon

That doesn't sound like me at all.

Mary

Sure it does, sweetie.

Mary

No. What on earth?

Sheldon

Hello.

Mary

What are you doing?

Sheldon

I made a real germ-proof hedge of protection.

Mary

Oh, honey, you can't stay in there.

Sheldon

I've got a refrigerator, I've got my sleeping bag, and anything else I need I can make out of Legos.

Mary

What's with the Halloween costume?

Sheldon

In case of a breach.

Mary

Stay right there.

Sheldon

That's my plan.

Sheldon

I decided to become an actor!

Missy

Methalone act normal.

Cooper. Your stop.

Sheldon

Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house?

Mary

You need to come home with me.

Sheldon

No. I'm working.

Mary

There is a tornado watch. Let's go!

Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch every day for 2 months, nothing ever happens.

Sheldon

I think you're just worried I'm earning the money to send in my college application.

Mary

I am worried it is not safe out here. Let's go!

Sheldon

I can worry about my own safety, thank you.

Mary

I don't care if you think you're an adult. I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.

Well, that ain't good.

Mary

You believe me now? Mom?

Sheldon

Dr. Sturgis, welcome.

Dr. John Sturgis

Thank you, Sheldon.

Sheldon

I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?

Yeah.

Sheldon

Oh, Meemaw, no.

Mary

Hey, who are you calling?

Sheldon

Dr. Sturgis.

Mary

Why?

Sheldon

I saw Meemaw get in the car with Mr. Rosenbloom.

Mary

(distorted voice) No...

I don't know if it really happened this way, but to my 9-year-old mind, my mother was flying.

He's grabbing at straws now.

Sheldon

So, if god's plan is to save all of the universe, that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away could only be saved by Jesus?

George Cooper Sr

What do you say we keep this quiet?

Sheldon

Like a secret.

George Cooper Sr

All you gotta do is be cool!

Sheldon

Did you kill it?

Missy

You tell me.

Paige

You happy to see me?

Sheldon

Not immediately.

Sheldon

So now what? We just return to our ordinary lives?

I guess so. Or... we could just go to the store and buy another game.

Since that night, I've battled orcs, zombies, Nazis, Nazi-zombies, a dinosaur in a go-kart, and played Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on a stringless, plastic guitar. But nothing would ever compare to that first quest with my Meemaw. Although Leonard pulling a groin muscle doing Dance Dance Revolution was a close second.