Young Dracula · Season 1
(Bertrand is teaching the feral vampires to control their bloodlust.)
Imagine that Renfield is a bulb of garlic. Don't see a Breather. See a bulb of garlic.
(The feral vampires back away, looking disgusted.)
It's working.
You mean, you didn't know it would?!
Well... it was fifty-fifty.
Fifty-fifty?!
(When Vlad is about to meet Adze for the first time.)
Are you sure you wanna be here for this?
Are you kidding? I wanna get a proper look at the competition.
There is no competition.
Right answer.
You look positively... malevolent.
You say the nicest things.
During the Blood Tea Ceremony, Dad, Ramanga, Adze and I all have to drink blood from the same cup. If I break off the engagement after that Ramanga's family are honour-bound to hunt me down and kill me.
Haven't they ever heard of relationship counselling?
(To Ingrid and Bertrand) You find a candidate and we'll put them to the test.
Excellent idea. They can undertake the trial of Grin Apnoire. Three nights in the caves of Carthusia, where they'll face their biggest fear and from where only one... can return.
Or, alternatively, we could do a quiz!
(Renfield tries on the mortarboard given to him for the winner of the quiz by Miss McCauley.)
Yes, it's Professor Renfield at your service!
(When Renfield is being questioned by Bertrand over Ryan's murder.)
Vlad ordered me to bring the murderer to justice.
This murder was a classic. It would've needed a brilliant mind and a dark soul. It was a work of art, meticulously planned, ambitious, imaginative.
Way beyond the limited capabilities of Renfield.
(The sun is rising and Vlad has been chained to the school gates after his stag night.)
Sorry, your Dad lost the keys.
Well, don't stress. I'm about to be bloodbound to someone I don't love literally forever. So being roasted alive will probably be the highlight of my day!
Why are you doing this?
Because I have to complete all my tasks to impress the High Council.
Yeah, a bunch of stuffy old men. Why do you care what they think?
(sarcastically) Oh, wait. I learned this one in therapy. Because, deep down, I'm just a lonely, little girl, who craves her Daddy's approval.
No, you're not. You're a ruthless psychopath, who craves fresh blood and raw power.
And you've been following me around all day! What does that make you?
I just don't want to see you make a fool of yourself.
Why do you even care?!
I just do! (pause) Care. Okay?
(taken aback) But I'm a power-mad psychopath.
Maybe I like power-mad psychopaths.
I don't need anyone.
Exactly.
(He leaves. Ingrid, still stunned by Malik's words, begins to tear up, causing her to wordlessly fill the valve given to her by Ramanga.)
You're plotting against Vlad, aren't you?
What makes you say that?
Experience.
(When Malik does not return Ingrid's feelings of affection.)
But... you said you...
What?
Cared!
I do. Just... not like that.
(Heartbroken, Ingrid angrily forces Malik against the wall.)
I gave up a seat at the High Council for you!
I'm sorry! I thought we were friends.
We were friends! That's why you're still alive.
(To Vlad when he reluctantly agrees to marry Adze.)
(tearful) You're doing the right thing. Love is for Breathers and idiots.
Stop the ceremony! I have a just cause or impediment!
No, no, no, I skipped that bit.
Well, go back!
(When the Count punches Ramanga when he learns he was trying to kill Vlad.)
Nobody threatens my Vladdy. (winces with pain) Ah!
(impressed) Go, Dad!
I'm not leaving Erin like this.
Like what?
She's hovering between life and death.
Oh. I thought she seemed duller than usual.
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