[The kids have just decided to form a band to back Alasdair when he goes out touring.]
Okay, what do we call (the band)?
Beats me.
No, I don't really like the sound of that. Adam, do you have any ideas?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
No, no, Adam, that's too intellectual. Alanis, you must have a good idea?
I don't know.
[Alanis is slimed.]
[angrily] Alasdair, you did that on PURPOSE! Now I will hate you.
No! Alanis, no, really, it didn't have anything to do with me. I just forgot to tell you that on this show you can't say "I don't know," or you'll get slimed---
[Alasdair is also slimed.]
Wait a minute, I've got a great idea! Why don't we call our group the Green Slimes? [shaking Alasdair's hand] Put 'er there, buddy!
Swell. [to Alanis] You okay?
[Alanis, grimacing, digs a handful of slime out of her shirt pocket and drops it on the floor.]
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