Now I'm telling you, Alanis, the rolling stones really do live in there.
The Rolling Stones? Are you sure?
Yeah. Now come on, let's get out of here, this is dangerous.
[running up to the front door] Are you kidding? And miss a chance at getting their autographs? Oh, that Mick Jagger is such a hunk... I can't wait to see them... [rings the doorbell]
[trying to stop Alanis from ringing the bell] Wait a minute! ... I don't mean THOSE Rolling Stones, Alanis!
[Alanis opens the front door, then screams and quickly runs off to avoid a barrage of giant rocks rolling toward her.]
[getting crushed by the giant rocks] I mean THOSE rolling stones! AAAAHHH!
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