I got some bad news. The producer and his wife are getting a divorce.
Oh, great! For a minute there, I thought it was something really serious.
But wait a minute, it is more serious than you guys think. You see, the producer's wife gets half of everything he owns, and that includes this show. (Suddenly, we hear someone moaning.)
What was that?
The producer. They just told him.
I still don't get it. So she gets half of the show. What's the big deal?
The big deal is she's taking her half of this show right now.
Okay, Ross. You tell us. Which half of the show does she get?
(Suddenly, the left half of the screen goes blank, and Alasdair, Lisa and Marjorie disappear.)
That half.
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