Lisa, you weren't in school yesterday. Why? Were you sick?
No, no, yesterday was a Jewish holiday.
Yeah, but you're not Jewish.
I know that, but the man that my mom just married is, so we get all the Catholic holidays and all the Jewish holidays.
Hey, that's a great idea! As soon as I get home, I'm going to tell my mom to get divorced and marry someone of a different religion! That way I can have two sets of holidays!
Yeah, and just think, if your parents both marry someone of a different religion, just think of all the holidays you'd get! No more school!
YEAH! [the girls both giggle hysterically]
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