Lisa, Alasdair and others in “Revenge”

Christine, I could wring your stupid neck.

What are you girls fighting about, anyway?

You'll never guess what she did at lunch yesterday.

She took her milk [pours a milk carton down Alasdair's shirt] and poured it down my shirt like this.

Oh, big deal! You know what she did? She took her Jell-O and [takes a handful of Jell-O and stuffs it in Alasdair's shirt pocket] first she put in my pocket [squishes the pocket] like that, and then she took some more and [takes another handful and smooshes it on Alasdair's shirt] smooshed in on my shirt like that, and then she smooshed it [takes a thid handful and smooshes it on Alasdair's shirt collar] on my neck!

Well, I was just trying to get even! [grabs a bottle of ketchup] Then you took your ketchup [squirts it on Alasdair's shirt] and squirted it all over me like this!

Lisa... THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON [tears a sleeve off Alasdair's shirt] TO RIP THE SLEEVE OFF MY SHIRT!

Now, girls, this is pointless. You have been friends much, much too long to fight. Now, truce?

Come on, now make up. Truce? There.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, too. It was my fault.