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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 17

Christine, Alasdair and others in “Christmas”

[Ross has complained about how consumerism is ruining Christmas.]

CChristine

Yeah, you know, I know what you mean. I was in this one store and there was a sign: "10 Santas, No Waiting."

AAlasdair

I know what you mean, Christine. I was in this store and there was an express Santa for kids that wanted less than five presents.

RRoss

Oh yeah? Was he busy?

AAlasdair

No. Who wants less than five presents?

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