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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 5, Episode 17

Alasdair and Mr. Schidtler in “Christmas”

AAlasdair

Okay, it has 11 letters, it begins with S, and when--

SMr. Schidtler

Wait a minute, Alasdair. What are you doing?

AAlasdair

I'm giving my report, sir.

SMr. Schidtler

Your assignment was to give me a review of A Christmas Carol.

AAlasdair

Well, that's right, and "Silent Night"'s my favorite Christmas carol.

SMr. Schidtler

Not a Christmas carol, A Christmas Carol! By Charles Dickens!

AAlasdair

I've never heard of him, sir, but maybe if you sung a couple of lines, it might come back to me.

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