[Christine is doing her screen test for You Can't Do That On Television - The Movie.]
[enthusiastically, with a big smile on her face] "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie . Don't ask me what it's about, because I..." excuse me, could we make a small line change here?
DF Director Frederico Panzarotti
No, no, Christine, it's gotta be done exactly as it's written.
P Panzarotti
No, no, no, no - look, you wanna be in the movies?
P Panzarotti
Then READ THE LINES!
[with much less enthusiasm] "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie . Don't ask me what it's about... because I don't know."
[Christine is slimed.]
[grousing about having to go to the drive-in movie] Oh, I hate sitting in the car and getting bitten by bugs!
The food is terrible, and the video games at the snack bar are out of date!
M Mom
Well, you'll have a nice time, children, really.
Are we going to same old stupid drive-in on Highway 41? We're always the only car there!
SP Sen. Prevert
I'll tell you why we're going there - because that's where I asked your mother to marry me.
Oh? Well, what was the movie?
M Mom
Bride of Frankenstein.
SP Sen. Prevert
LIIIIISA! Don't encourage your mother!
A Announcer
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