[Christine is doing her screen test for You Can't Do That On Television - The Movie.]
[enthusiastically, with a big smile on her face] "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about, because I..." excuse me, could we make a small line change here?
No, no, Christine, it's gotta be done exactly as it's written.
No - it's just that...
No, no, no, no - look, you wanna be in the movies?
Yes, of course I do.
Then READ THE LINES!
[with much less enthusiasm] "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about... because I don't know."
[Christine is slimed.]
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