You Can't Do That on Television · Season 6, Episode 7
Oh, Lisa?
Yes, Moosie?
How did you learn to act? Did you take acting lessons, or did you just kind of watch other actors?
I guess I learned by watching other actors.
That's what I thought. You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do."
Wild Wild Kingdom will not be seen at this time. In its place we present a program in which people act like animals.
[In an Opposite sketch, everyone but Lisa has been replaced by an animal.]
Just a second! Now how come everyone else is an animal except me?
Well, Lisa, the production department could have made a mistake because you already look kind of like an animal with those hippo hips of yours.
Hippo hips? Alasdair, that just wasn't very nice.
Lisa, remember, this is the opposites. I'm not supposed to be nice, chipmunk cheeks.
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