[Introducing the show] Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That on Television, another in a series of sour notes.
“Classical Music” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Christine (1), Lisa (1), Mr. Schidtler (1), Justin (1), Brodie (1)
AAnnouncer
"Pavarotti Sings The Blues" will not be shown at this time. In its place, we present the following out of tune program.
Attention. Can anyone tell me what the three B's [underlines a "B" on the chalkboard] are? [Brodie raises his hand] Brodie?
The Boss, The Beatles, and The Beach Boys.
LLisa
No, it's Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, and the B-52s.
No, no, how classless of you two. Everyone knows that the three B's are Beethoven, Bach, and Brahms.
Wrong. You're all wrong. The three B's are the worker, the drone, and the queen bee. This is a science class, you forgot. You kids have nothing but music on your minds. [The kids begin humming in unison]
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