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“Media” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Christine (1), Lisa (1), Kevin (1), Mr. Schidtler (1)
Good morning. Do you know what a joy it is to walk in here and see those beaming faces? In the staff lounge, the teachers and I were just saying how wonderful it is to teach you. I mean, you're so well-behaved and always do your homework and never give us any trouble.
Is that all true, sir? Do you really say all those nice things about us when you have meetings with those other teachers?
You out of your tree, Kubusheskie? This is an Opposite Skit! Get your algebra books out immediately, pages 17 to 849.
LLisa
You know, Moose, some for generations, newspaper men have been fighting for freedom of the press, it's one of their inalienable rights. You know, some newspaper men have gone to prison fighting for that very purpose, but I still have one question.
What's that, Lisa?
LLisa
Well, if journalists want free press, how come I still have to pay 35 cents for a newspaper?
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