This is sabotage!
Gabrielle, it's just a bad dress.
Bad dress? Xena, Chiffon is bad. Chartreuse is bad. But this is a disaster. You will be eliminated half way down the catwalk.
Calm down. Look, if it really bothers you, I'll fix it. [Cuts dress]
S2 E11Here She Comes ... Miss Amphipolis
Trust me, you don't want to make me angry.
CClairon
Oh, on the contrary. I'm looking forward to it.
Okay. Are we having fun yet? Oops. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
So Miss Known World is a man?
Yep.
That's kind of funny, huh?
Why? Beauty is beauty.
And peace is peace.
Are you going to write about this?
Oh, yes. I was thinking about calling it “Queen for a –
Gabrielle.
“What a drag –
Gabrielle!
Okay, okay.
S2 E12Destiny
You've changed, Xena. Like this valley. Once it was a place full of death and violence. But now it's full of beauty and life. The same kind of change has happened to you.
Oh, that's right. You're fated to rule the world. Do you really believe that?
JCJulius Caesar
Of course. Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents. Only destiny.
And who shapes this destiny - the gods?
JCJulius Caesar
Perhaps. Or it's the blood in our veins, our souls, our desires, our will. They're all in it, together, weaving a tapestry we call destiny.
Well, I can tell you one thing about your destiny: you're fated to have dinner in my cabin tonight.
MLM'lia
You have a destiny Xena, but you have to choose it.
You'll be dead in thirty seconds. But know this: you won't be the last. Tell Hades to prepare himself. A new Xena is born tonight, with a new purpose in life: death.
MLM'lia
Now that you know evil, were evil, you can fight evil.
MLM'lia
When the living think of the dead, the dead can hear their thoughts. Listen..
Xena, I know you can hear me, where ever you are. I know you've always told me to be strong but I can't be, not now. You can't leave me! I know it's not your time. I can feel it in my heart. I just feel this emptyness that I've never known before and it scares me. Xena, above all, just remember your destiny. Remember it and fight! Fight to come back! This world needs you. I need you..
S2 E13The Quest
Ah, another day, another defilement.
I would've told her how empty my life was before she came, and all the lessons I learned...and that I love her"
Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy, and give me a double.
Um... can you put that hand here (gestures to Solari's right breast)
SSolari
(Moves hand to support her right breast, raises an eyebrow)
And... can you put that hand there (gestures to Solari's left breast)
SSolari
(Places hand to support left breast)
Now this is purely business, not pleasure (place hand between Solari's breasts)
SSolari
(Shocked look come over her face, stares down at his hand, a look of "did he just? he really just put his hand there. WOW)
Autolycus (pulls the pin holding her top together out) well mostly business,(Gabrielle glares)... now hold it (gestures to Solari holding her breasts, and moves off screen)
S2 E14A Necessary Evil
Does an Amazon Queen beat a Warrior Princess?
Do you really want to find out?
VVelasca
Artemis, you fake! Where were you when our nation died? Where were you when the many Amazon tribes were scattered and destroyed? Where were you when the word 'Amazon' became a joke told by old men in taverns? I was once your subject, now I'm your equal... and your enemy!
You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Xena: Warrior Princess pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.