Harry quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Harry, wake up. Harry?

What?

I just had a vision, an awakening, a self-revelation

Dont forget about the pint of Haagen-Daas and the bean burrito.

Those will give you nightmares.

I had a past life experience.

Okay, let me guess. You were, huh, Susan B. Anthony

No.

Eleanor Roosevelt

No.

Queen Elizabeth?

No.

Huh, I give up.

In the time of ancient gods, I was Xena the Warrior Princess.

Nice driving, dear. Oh, that was the most fabulous vacation since our honeymoon, and I thought that nothing could top that. Wasn't it fascinating how being back in Greece brought back our lives as Xena and Gabrielle?

Yeah, except I shouldn't have had those last two goat cheese milkshakes.

Is my little Warrior Princess' tummy still bothering him?