Annie quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Harry, wake up. Harry?

What?

I just had a vision, an awakening, a self-revelation

Dont forget about the pint of Haagen-Daas and the bean burrito.

Those will give you nightmares.

I had a past life experience.

Okay, let me guess. You were, huh, Susan B. Anthony

No.

Eleanor Roosevelt

No.

Queen Elizabeth?

No.

Huh, I give up.

In the time of ancient gods, I was Xena the Warrior Princess.

Hey, how did you get over the horror of finding out you were that bumbling idiot, Joxer?

Hey, Joxer was no fool. The guy they got to play him was a goofball, that's all. He was the producer's brother, for crying out loud.

At least you got to hang out with Xena and Gabby in a past life. We can't lay claims to anything that cool.

Speaking of the Warrior Princess and the Bard, what happened when your boyfriend, Harry, found out he was Xena in a past life?

And then your past lives counselor was none other than his beloved sidekick, Gabrielle.

[looking sick] They got hitched.

Decent. Xena and Gabby finally a couple.

Wait till we tell the rest of the fans.

Ares

Stay right there [tries to zap Xena/Annie, who holds out the contract, which is incinerated] Un-freakin' believable!

Ares made it, Ares destroyed it. I guess this means you ain't got no soul.