Eve quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Eve

Believe me, you don't want to make me angry.

Varia

You alright?

Eve

Yeah.

Varia

You took care of my sister Amazons before you took care of yourself. Thank you.

Eve

My wound was a small one.

Varia

That old scar's a bad one. Take a look at this.[shows Eve a thick scar on her shoulder]

Eve

Wow.

Varia

A Roman short sword. The man who did it died before he had the time to wipe his blade.

Eve

[turns around to expose a long scar on her lower back] Gaelic spear. The man who did it, his entire regiment, his village and two neighboring villages destroyed before the sun went down.

Varia

I was right. You were a serious warrior.

Varia

Don't you miss it? The knot in your stomach as you prepare for war.

Eve

The quiet after a tough battle?

Eve

Victory snatched from the jaws of defeat. Death so close, then suddenly driven away...no, I don't miss it.

Varia

Mommy won't save you this time.

Eve

"If that's my destiny, so be it."

Then why is Xena trying to steal the Golden Apples? And why is she shacked up with Ares? Did you know that? That's the same Ares that killed Eli while your mother stood by and did nothing.

Eve

You want to know about my mother? [gives him a good shove] I will tell you about my mother, you little sh*t! If my mother is with Ares, you can bet she's got a pretty fucking good reason!

Are you still jealous that Ares was obsessed with your mother the entire time he was sleeping with you?

Eve

[being held back by her fellow Elijans] You fucking brat! Stay the Hell away from my mother! You stay the fuck away from me or I will kick your fucking ass!

Not the kind of words you would expect to hear from Eve, the Messenger of Eli. [following in Eve's wake] Whatever happened to walking the path of light, Eve?

Eve

Fuck off!

You want your mother on Olympus, don't you? You want to see the God of War put back on his throne so Xena and Ares can continue your bloody ménage et trois? [gets decked by Eve then turns to camera] Tell me you got that. You got that, didn't you?