"What is that?" … [pulls a telescope out of Argo's bag and proceeds to look through it the wrong way]
"Xena, give me that … huh, I don't see anything." … [pulls the telescope away to reveal a dark ring around her eye]
"My mistake."
FFerragus
Xena, the warrior pain in my ass!
Aphrodite, meet Genia … a virgin.
GGenia
I don't believe it.
I don't either! I thought you guys were extinct!
For future reference, I'm now Mighty Aphrodite.
You know, how did you fall for my fish guts gag?
I don't know.
You knew that I would go crazy waiting for you to get even. Xena, didn't see it coming. [tries to take a drink out of a cup, which promptly spills all over her]
Nor that. Now, we're even.
"Here, give me that (taking the cup away from Gabrielle). I want you to close your eyes."
"No."
"Trust me, please."
"No."
"Close your eyes."(places a scroll in Gabrielle's lap)
"What is this?"
"Open it. I had Sappho jot something down for you."
"A poem? Sappho wrote a poem for me. I don't believe it. Xena, you had this planned all along, didn't you? (Gabrielle reads the poem) ... There's a moment when I look at you And no speech is left in me My tongue breaks Then fire races under my skin and I tremble And grow pale for I am dying of such love Or so it seems to me.'"
"It's beautiful. This is the best birthday present I have ever had."
'Course, it ain't over yet. [puts the helmet on and the girls fly off into the sunset together] Happy birthday, Gabrielle!
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