Gabrielle quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Gabrielle

I don't think I've ever been a part of a true disaster before.

Xena

You're such a cynic.

That's not how a princess fights!

Gabrielle

Amazon princess!

OK.

Gabrielle

Hey-- can I have some cherries too, please?

Yeah, yeah.

Gabrielle

And some beef jerky.

Uh-huh.

Gabrielle

Mmmm-- pork liver.

Right.

Gabrielle

I mean, if you've got it. Oh, and don't overcook it, 'cause I like it really bloody."

Yeah.

Gabrielle

You know-- if you melt some cheese over the top, that would be perfect.

Sure.

Gabrielle

...kill them all.

Xena

Yeah, that's what I said.

Gabrielle

That was obviously your answer to everything in those days Xena.

Gabrielle

You owe someone so much you would just throw away these last few years?

Xena

Yes.

Autolycus

(regarding Joxer)Why is he here?

Gabrielle

He knows Jet.

Autolycus

No, I mean on a grander scale, why is he here?

Gabrielle

Autolycus, an innocent person is going to die.

Autolycus

No he isn't, because he is leaving.

Gabrielle

It's a chance to do something really good.

Autolycus

Ha.

Gabrielle

And get a really big reward.

Autolycus

Oh, she had to say the 'R' word.

Heathens to the left of me, infidels to the right! Tremendous! Next thing is you will be telling me you're not virgins! (Xena and Gabrielle look sheepishly at her)

Gabrielle

I was married at the time.

We all have our little excuses, hmm?

Gabrielle

(to a smirking Xena) Were you?

Gabrielle

You don't have to be a virgin to be virtuous.

You keep telling yourself that dear.

Ares

We were starting to-- warm up to each other there, weren't we?

Gabrielle

Yeah, we were.

Ares

I didn't like it.

Gabrielle

Right back at ya.

I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ole, leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunk of bad boy... man.

Gabrielle

How are those hormones?

Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.

Gabrielle

You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for-- things that hold a higher meaning than our own existence.

Xena

Not your existence.

Gabrielle

Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?

Xena

Yes!

Gabrielle

Well then, honor my memory.

Gabrielle

You've got to take me with you-- teach me everything you know. You can't leave me here in Poteidaia. I wanna go with you. I've studied the stars... spoken with philosophers... and I have the gift of prophecy. I can be very valuable to you. Take me with you. I want so much to be like you.

Xena

And I want to be like you.

Gabrielle

I thought you said these guys were tough.

Xena

They must have had an off-day.

Gabrielle

There's something that I'm not getting. There's something you're not telling me.

Xena

She reminds me a little bit of me.

Gabrielle

Xena, I knew you were evil, but you were obnoxious too?