Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Gabrielle

(re: Satrina) Do you think she made it?

Xena

Probably, like she said, she's a survivor.

Autolycus

Xena? Ha ha ha! Hey, small world, huh? You have business here? Everything seems to be closed. Say, how'd you like to grab a bite to eat? I know this great little place, you'd ... C'mon, Xena, it's just a lousy little ruby. It's not even worth talking about. They won't even know that it's gone.

Look! The ruby! It's gone!

Autolycus

Oh, alright ... (throws the ruby over the wall)

The ruby! It's back!

Autolycus

I gave it back. You happy now?

What are ya? Stupid or something? That thing was worth a fortune!

Xena?! Two Xena's?!

Xena

That's right, makes you want to cry like a baby, doesn't it?

Gabrielle

You're honoring the river, kaltaka.

Honor life.

Xena

Well, you have a funny way of showing it. They killed hundreds of us.

You killers. You kill trees, earth, all. And when we say ‘no, go from here,' you kill Pomira.

Xena

Gabrielle, because of you, Rahl and Adiah now know that their daughter is alive and happy, and not dead like they thought. And because of you, Vanessa has two loving homes. And because of you, for the first time ever, there is peace between us and the Hor ... the Pomira.

Gabrielle

I did all that? And they call you the hero?

Xena

You wanna switch? Fine. You kick butt and I'll take notes.

Xena

Why did you run?

Have you ever heard Joxer tell a story?

Xena

Well, that's a good point, but all fairy tales have a purpose, and even when Joxer tells them there's a message there.

Yeah... run.

Gabrielle

It's beautiful, don't you think?

Xena

Yeah, in that yucky-I'm-in-paradise kind of way.

Gabrielle

I fell down a hole.

Xena

Yeah. What is it with you and holes huh?

Gabrielle

I want to ask him to teach me his breathing techniques. Will you come with me?

Xena

Thanks, but I've been breathing just fine on my own for years now.

Gabrielle

What's up?

Xena

Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.

Gabrielle

Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?

Xena

Ha ha.

Xena

I'm warning you, Tataka, get out while you still can.

And give up this face and this firm, strong body? Not a chance.

Alti

What's she told you about me, little girl? Has she told you about my powers? Has she told you about this? (shows Gabrielle Xena's vision of their deaths) That's my gift to you. That's your future. She's responsible for your death.

Xena

You BITCH!

How wonderful. You climb tress just like one of us. You must have learned from monkeys.

Xena

Nope. Amazons.

You must open up you heart to me if you are going to tap into the strength which will allow you to defeat Indrijit.

Xena

I thought that's what the prayers were for.

That got my attention. Now you have to go one step further. You have to embrace the Way.

Xena

The Way? I've heard about the Way in Greece, Chin, Anatolia and now India. I don't get it. The Way is not for people like me.

You're wrong. You're very close to the Way now. However, missing it by the width of a hair is the same as missing it by the height of a mountain.

Xena

That close, I don't think so. I don't have the patience of Gabrielle, the Love of Eli or the serenity of my mentor Lao Ma. I'm just an angry, ass-kicking ...

... warrior.

Xena

Yes, a warrior.

You say that with disgust.

Xena

Well, it doesn't rank up there with the saints, does it?

Gabrielle

Xena... Since I met you I've been on this spiritual quest.I've been looking for the meaning to it all.Why don't you ever ask those questions?

Xena

As a matter of fact I have been thinking a lot about reincarnation since we came to India.

Gabrielle

You see maybe being a warrior is not the right karma for you. Maybe you should look to peace.

Xena

Maybe violence isn't the answer to anything. (stabs a guy-demon with the stick) Why are you following us?... (in the battle Xena hesitates due to overthinking and gets a wound)