Nightcrawler quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Cyclops

Nice job, Kurt. You'll make a pilot, yet.

Nightcrawler

Thanks!

Cyclops

...or maybe not.

Nightcrawler

Was? Got a scent?

Wolverine

Yeah... I smell fear.

Nightcrawler

(finally wakes up and sees the destruction around him)... Looks like I missed quite a party...

Shadowcat

Kurt! You're alright! (hugs him) Easy, you fuzzy elf. Everything is going to be just fine.

Cyclops

(whispering) "Fuzzy elf"?

Nightcrawler

Whoa! Er... Tender moment here? Sorry to interrupt.

Rogue

I swear, he's like a... an annoying little brother!

Cyclops

Teleporter to maximum, Mr. Wagner.

Nightcrawler

Aye, Captain!

Cyclops

Engage.

Nightcrawler

Sorry. I didn't want to interupt you. [teleports back in his chair]

Wolverine

That's better. Now mind your manners. [passes the pancakes to Nightcrawler]

Nightcrawler

Hey, chicks dig the fuzzy dude! [to Shadowcat, suggestively] Right?

Shadowcat

I'm, like, so out of here. Later.

Nightcrawler

Oh yeah, she can't resist.

Cyclops

Hey! Watch the tail! (jerks Kurt off of table) Now, see? That's exactly what I'm talking about --

Nightcrawler

You pulled my tail, man!

Cyclops

Grow up, Kurt.

Nightcrawler

Hey, lighten up, dude!

Cyclops

You're always goofing around!

Nightcrawler

And you're seriously cramping my style!

Cyclops

Listen.

Nightcrawler

No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear, and it's-

Cyclops

[To Jean and Evan] Blew it, didn't I?

Jean Grey

Oh yeah.

Spyke

Totally.

Nightcrawler

So, how far does this middleverse extend?

Stops just short of the girls locker room, isn't that a burn?

I need to lighten up! [Jean and Kitty gape in shock]

Jean

Oh, not you Scott!

[giggles] Check his temperature! [places her hand on his forehead to check his temperature] Mr. Military's gone soft!

Ok! So we go home, suit up and run a level 3 Danger Room simulation!

Jean

[groans] Scott!

[groans] Give us a break!

Nightcrawler

[leans forward] See this is what I mean! Too serious!

Psych!

[giggle]

Nightcrawler

[smiles] Very nice! There's hope for you yet!

Tell me about it on the way to Matthew's party!

[grumbles] I still can't go! [folds her arms] I'm, like, a freshman!

[places his arm around her shoulder pulling her in for a hug] You're also one of the X-Men!

Jean

[places her hand on Kitty's shoulder making the scene look like a mom, dad and daughter scene] Don't worry! We'll make it happen!

Jean

Which one of your guys has been putting on weight? I can hardly hold you!

Cyclops

It's Nightcrawler. Burgers seven days a week will do that to a fella.

Nightcrawler

Ah, the breakfast of mutants.

Blob

That loser Scott should've lost, and you know it.

Yeah. Just because he slipped into the bath, the guy went ballistic.

Nightcrawler

Slipped?! More like avalanched!

Shadowcat

Can you transport us to the ground?

Nightcrawler

Yeah, right. Like, picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT! Too high up and WAY too fast!

Wolverine

You caged the wrong animal, bub!

Stop! This place is going to blow!

Wolverine

Let it! Kitty, leave!

Shadowcat

Not without you! (Nightcrawler teleports next to her and grabs her wrist)

Nightcrawler

No argument this time! (he and Shadowcat both teleport out of the labratory; Sabretooth appears behind Wolverine)

Wolverine

Project Weapon X has been terminated!

Shadowcat

[to Nightcrawler] Did you get into the cockpit?

Nightcrawler

Yeah, but something's jamming the transmitter way out here. I couldn't reach the Institute.

Shadowcat

[Sighs] Looks like we're on our own then.