Nightcrawler quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Nightcrawler

[facing off with Sabretooth] Touch me, and you'll find yourself transported two miles into the woods!

Then that's where you'll fall!

Nightcrawler

[to everyone else] Just relax. Give her a minute. Nobody's gonna starve to death.

Shadowcat

[Voice-over] So, like I said this morning, it's just been another normal day here at the Xavier Institute. Funny. I've been complaining about not having enough time alone, right? But I think I, like, miss bumping into everyone. It's just part of the deal, when you're part of a family.

Nightcrawler

What is going on up there?

Shadowcat

Yeah, is Jean all right?

No, she's not. Her powers are evolving too rapidly for her too control.

Boom-Boom

Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!

Nightcrawler

I'm going to die...

Boom-Boom

Hey, cutie!

Nightcrawler

Hi. I have to know: are you insane?

Nightcrawler

Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log!

Boom-Boom

"Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about, "Wild Blue Yonder Boy"?

Nightcrawler

You are insane.

Shadowcat

Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]

Nightcrawler

Hey, Kitty. How's it going?

Shadowcat

Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]

Nightcrawler

I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]

Shadowcat

You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.

Nightcrawler

Hey. Welcome back, sailor.

Nightcrawler

Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a feminine version of him; he gasps] Professor!

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]

Nightcrawler

All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)

Nightcrawler

Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]

Ah, to be young again.

Wolverine

Yeah... glad that's over.

Cyclops

Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.

Professor X

Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.

Cyclops

But-

Professor X

I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.

Professor X

Well, fortunaly,there's no official mention of the incident. The military must believe it was a UFO sighting, so they are, no doubt, covering it up.

Nightcrawler

Now all I've got to do is wax the X-Jet and my probation is history (eyes the X-Jet). Ohhh man!

Amanda

Kurt! Get us out of here!

Nightcrawler

How? We're trapped!

Amanda

Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!

Nightcrawler

Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.

Cyclops

Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?

Shadowcat

... So? What does it need?

Nightcrawler

Something to wash out the taste.

Nightcrawler

Well, better do as he says. [Nightcrawler teleports, dropping Kitty's muffin, which cracks the floor tiles]

Shadowcat

[to Cyclops] Muffin?

Shadowcat

[To everyone else] Now what? The institute's gone, the professor's missing, we can't go back to school, and it's open season on mutants.

Nightcrawler

[To Shadowcat] Well, look at the bright side, no homework.

Jean Grey

[Approaches Cyclops] [To Cyclops] Scott, it's not all your fault.

Cyclops

Yeah, right. Face it, Jean, I blew it. I gambled and I lost. Without Mystique, there's no way to find the professor.

Wolverine

[Approaches Cyclops and Jean] [To Cyclops] Hey, if you hadn't have done it, I would have. We'll find him without her.

Storm

[To everyone else] But right now, we have a world out there to worry about: A world that fears us. Somehow, we must teach them that we're the good guys, before it's too late.

Nightcrawler

Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.

Shadowcat

And this is your weapons system.

(Waving.) Bye!