WrestleMania quotes

Órale, Benoit!

[sees Guerrero] Hey, how you doin'.

[see Benoit still pacing back and forth] Wassup, homes? What's goin' on, vato? [chuckles] Careful homes. Uh, you might, uh, dig your own trench here— all you pacing back and forth, ese. Heh. I can you see you're, uh, getting focused, right? I mean, WrestleMania XX, ese vato, it's only the biggest night of y—

[stops Guerrero] H-hey-hey-hey! I know, I know. [beat] I know... [paces again]

That's right, Chris, you know. I mean, all the years...that you put into it...you working out...time away from your family...working through your injuries—

[stops and interrupts] Alright, Eddie. [paces again] I know...

Chris, come here. Let me talk to you. [Benoit stops and complies] Bro, I just want you to know, okay? I've been like a brother to you. Talkin' to you like familia, ese vato. I just want you to know, man, that no matter what happens tonight, ese, I'm proud of you, ese.

[pats Guerrero on the back] Proud of you.

Win or lose, I'm always gonna be proud—

[taken aback] Woah— hey. [points to himself] There's no lose, and don't talk to me like that. Alright?

Well, I mean, c'mon, Chris, you're taking on HBK— Triple H— it's the biggest night of your life, man, the biggest match of your career! Homes, I mean...c'mon, vato, nobody really expect you to win, ese. Nobody really...believes—

[incensed] —believes in me? Believes in me!? I believe in me! I BELIEVE IN ME!

I BEL— [forces Guerrero to look Benoit in the face] LOOK AT ME! I BELIEVE IN ME! And that's all that damn well matters! I've known you for 12 years! You've never turned your back on me! Huh? What's up with tonight? Huh? Tonight is my night. My night! My night! Because I believe! I'm proud of you. [points to Guerrero's title] You've won your WWE Title. Huh? [points to himself] Tonight...is my night.

[unamused] What the hell are you laughing at?

[overlapping] Órale, vato! [tries to comfort Benoit]

[overlapping] WHAT the hell are you laughing— [sees Guerrero's hand and flinches away] Woah—

[excitedly] TAKE IT EASY, ESE! SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOU, HOMES! THIS FIRE! Because, this is the Chris Benoit I believe! That fire that's in your eyes, man! That's the Wolverine that I took on every night in Japan! That's the Wolverine that's gonna tear Triple H and HBK apart, and walk out the World Heavyweight Champion—!

[comforts Guerrero] You damn right! 'Cause after tonight, you will be walking out of Madison Square Garden [points to Guerrero's title again] with the WWE Title!

[rears his head back excitedly] Órale!

And I will be walking out the new World Heavyweight Champion!

Yeah!

And that is that! [walks off]

Órale, vato! I BELIEVE, CHRIS!

Eddie's been dragged to the center of the ring.

This is it, the ankle lock is on for a fourth time in this match.

Will the Champion tap out?

Just tap out, Eddie!

Wait a minute! The boot went flying?

The boot came off.

Look at this! Small package!

[Nick Patrick counts, not seeing Eddie hook the rope with his feet] One...two... [Patrick counts three] NO!

EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS! EDDIE WINS!

Because he cheated!

Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Champion: Eddie Guerrero!

[over Chimel's announcement] OH MY GOD!

What the hell?! Guerrero cheated, I'm tellin' ya!

What the hell's wrong with that?! He lies, he cheats, he steals! That's who Eddie Guerrero is!

Kurt Angle's irate! He's hanging onto the boot! Did the boot come off?

Wait a minute. There's nothing wrong with Eddie's ankle! He outsmarted Kurt Angle, did Eddie! Eddie Guerrero loosened the boot, knowing Kurt Angle would go for the ankle lock again. Eddie Guerrero outsmarted Kurt Angle!

[to Kane before The Undertaker made his entrance] My son! You're no son of mine!

The Deadman and Paul Bearer live!

Benoit's gonna win this thing, King. He deserves it after what he's gone through.

I gotta agree with you now. Benoit does deserve this.

Into the arm! Edge hit Benoit in the injured arm! And the opportunistic Edge! [Edge climbs the ladder] Don't tell me Edge is gonna win this thing! No, come on!

Look!

Somebody get in there!

He's there! Edge is there! He's teetering... [Edge unhooks the briefcase] but he's got it! Oh, my God, Edge has done it!

Edge has won the match!

Here is your winner: Edge!

That chair shot, that vicious chair shot on Benoit's bad arm!

Benoit was one step away from winning this Money in the Bank ladder match! One step away, King!

But I gotta say, if Benoit didn't do it, if anybody deserved to win this match, Edge did. Edge deserved it. Look at that look of satisfaction on his face.

Well, I figure 20,193 here in Hollywood that might not agree with you. Edge, in any event, can wrestle the world's heavyweight champion, whomever that may be, anytime he chooses within the next twelve months.

[speaking slowly] Do you... have any i-de-a... why I'm angry?

You don't like midgets?

Midgets. Yeah, midgets. No! What I don't like... is being excluded... from the biggest show... of the year! Now, everyone knows that Hollywood is filled with phonies and fakes and that Los Angeles has a long and profound history of prejudice and bigotry! Well, I have never been pinned in my career and yet, I'm excluded, I have to take a backseat to a disgrace like you! [Davarai speaks foreign language] Now, I said that I would not, could not, and am not gonna stand for this! And If I wasn't given a Wrestlemania moment, I was gonna create one myself.

[about the Undertaker/Randy Orton match] It is the Legend vs. the Legend Killer on the grand stage of WrestleMania!

[to Mean Gene Okerlund] So let me get this right? You get into the Hall of Fame just for holding a mic for 35 years?

[Eugene is bouncing a basketball backstage] 95, 96, 97, 98... [DiBiase kicks the ball away from Eugene] Ahh, Eugene! So close, but you don't get the money! HAHAHAHAHA! [turns to Booker T, who with Sharmell is preparing for his handicap match with the Boogeyman] Hey Booker, you want to make a thousand bucks?

Hell no, I don't want to make a thousand bucks!

Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man! HAHAHAHAHA!

Woah, wait a minute!

What the heck?

Mickie James trying to take Trish mentally right out of her game after physically trying to take that left leg away.

Took me mentally right out of my game, I'll tell you that.

The nutjob has won the title!

Here is your winner and the NEW WWE Women's Champion: Mickie James!

The inmate's gonna be running the asylum!

I think there's some fans here that got a hall pass from the home. They're actually cheering this psychotic woman.

Mickie James use some very unique, feminine strategy to take Trish Status mentally out of the game, and some overt physicality...to exploit the leg, and then, capture the title in her first WrestleMania match. Mickie James has won the title.

Let's check out— This was the momentum-changer right there. That kick into Trish's leg. And then—and then, Trish's nose—I think her face...

Chick Kick, knocked Trish right to the face.

Yep.

The hook to the leg, and Trish—didn't have enough to kick out. And Mickie James has won the Women's Title at her first Wrestlemania.

And she did it by using Trish Stratus's own finishing move against her.

And I'll say it again, Mick, you got one win for ya. Lithium! Get some help!

Whoa, Dad, you look huge! You look awesome! Oh yeah! Way bigger than those 24-inch pythons!

[overlapping] Phenomenal! Look at that! Oh, HBK is going down, oh baby! Ohh!

[overlapping] Awesome. Awesome! Awesome, awesome! [agreeing Stephanie] Ohh, big man!

[overlapping] Oh yeah! Can you imagine—can you imagine Shawn Michaels insinuating that I'm the one that should be praying? Huh? [to Stephanie] Can you imagine that?

No.

You imagine me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, praying?

[in unison] No.

Guess what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do—as a matter of fact, that's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna have our first ever McMahon Family Prayer. Everybody on your knees. C'mon, get on your knee. C'mon. [to Stephanie] I know you're pregnant, get down, c'mon.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious. Get down.

Okay. [struggles to get down]

C'mon. Alright. Close your eyes and bow your head. [to God] God? Let's face it: I don't like you! You don't like me! I've defied every law you've ever had, and yet been tremendously successful! And I'm sure, God, you never intended on a 60-year old to have a Herculean physique as I do! I know, God, that...you and I aren't close but I know you and Shawn Michaels are very, very close. So tonight, God, I like to tell you what I'm gonna do with your favorite wrestler! I'm gonna send Shawn Michaels down to the FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL! AMEN!

Amen!

[Nods sheepishly] Amen.

HALLELUJAH!

[points to Mr. McMahon] I WANT YOU [points to himself] TO WATCH THIS! I'M GONNA KNOCK! YOUR TEETH! DOWN! YOUR! THROAT! [Delivers his Sweet Chin Music to McMahon's jaw]

Springboard! Whoa! My God!

Springboard, into a cover!

[counting along with Charles Robinson] ONE, TWO, THREE!

HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! OH MY! MYSTERIO WINS THE TITLE!

Here is your winner, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Rey Mysterio!

Ladies and gentlemen, dreams do come true!

It's WrestleMania, Cole. You're damn skippy dreams come true! Rey Mysterio's the new champ!

At 15 years old, Rey Mysterio began wrestling in a small church in Mexico. 16 years later, his journey culminates, winning the Championship on the grandest stage of all, WrestleMania!

Oh, my God! What a match we've witnessed, Cole! I'll tell you what, major big ups to Kurt Angle and Randy Orton, and congratulations to that man, right there, Rey Mysterio... And you know the late, great Eddie Guerrero, Cole, is looking down upon Rey, and he's so proud of his "amigo", man. God, I'm so happy for Rey, man!

Rey Mysterio showing tonight, ladies and gentlemen, that if you dream hard enough, and if you work hard enough, and if you bust your ass night in and night out, dreams will indeed come true. Rey Mysterio is the World Heavyweight Champion!