[Will and Grace are looking at apartments]
$2900 for a loft in Noho... $2300 for a loft in Soho...
That's too much money to pay for any... ho.
OK, here: charming one-bedroom, Chelsea-adjacent, well-maintained, $1500. Sounds great.
OK, let me decode: "Charming"? Tiny. "Chelsea-adjacent"? New Jersey. "Well-maintained"? Super washes blood off sidewalk daily.
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