Quill quotes from What If...?

Whoa. Is it... really you?

Thor

If you are referring to your doom, then yes.

Bummer. I thought you were the dude from Van Halen... (passes out)

Thor

I'm... Van What?

You don't seem bad, given...where you're from.

(mock indignation) Hey! What's wrong with Missouri?

Missouri? My dad said you were an alien.

Dude! Feed me a corndog and call me Springsteen, because I was born in the USA.

You know you don't have the power to destroy me.

(holds up the Celestial Seedling) But you do!

(warningly) Peter...!

(angry) Deep down, I guess I've always known you'd turn out to be a disappointment! You are human after all!

Actually, old man? My mom says I'm a Star-Lord. (blasts away Ego's corporeal form)