Ultron quotes from What If...?

Ultron

[to a defeated Watcher] The entire multiverse at your fingertips, and you spent all your time up there. [levitates the Watcher towards him] Wow. Isn't this more fun than just watching? And to be honest, a lot less creepy on your part. [he tries to finish off the Watcher, but the Watcher fights back and teleports away] Run, watch, it doesn't matter. [teleports into the Watcher's observatory] From here, I can see everything. No one can stop me now.

The Watcher

[both observing and narrating] The realization nearly broke the machine. With his mission complete, Ultron was now just a program without a purpose. The victor without a war, sentenced to spend all of eternity... alone.

Ultron

Who... Who said that?

The Watcher

Basking in the boundless silence of his universe, Ultron ascended to a previously unattainable level of consciousness. He became aware of another. [Ultron turns around] He became aware of the— [stops, confused]

Ultron

...I see you. [The Watcher gasps in horror] There are universes beyond my own...

The Watcher

[hides himself from Ultron's sight; horrified] I...have seen everything... that has ever happened. Ever will happen. Ever could happen. And yet... What the hell is THIS?!

Natasha

Dialing Avengers Tower.

Ultron

Uh...hello?

Natasha

Hi, I'd like to order a pizza.

Ultron

What? Who is this?

Natasha

Tell me, do you guys offer a gluten-free crust?

Ultron

Identifying your geo-positional coordinates.

You having some fun?

Natasha

You know, simple pleasures. I give us two minutes.

[taking control of Ultron] This is a fascinating change of pace, ja? It has been a long time since I have had legs. I'd like to make this a permanent condition!

This body is occupied!

For now... but not for long.

Ultron

What? Who are you? What is your objective?

[chuckles softly] Once upon a time, it was to bring forth HYDRA's domination. But you ended that. So now I suppose... my objective is to end you! [stabs Ultron with tendrils, overwriting him with Zola's consciousness]