T'Chaka quotes from What If...?

T'Chaka

(about Quill) He does not look that threatening...

Lawson

Looks can be deceiving, your Highness.

You would think the leader of a technological superpower that masquerades as a third world country could appreciate that.

T'Chaka

(watching Quill destroy a prize booth) ...I see your point.

Stark

(to Thor) Hey, Lighting Boy, we kind of have a "team thing" going on here!

Thor

And I have a "duty thing" going on here, Mustache Man, to see it that the boy submits to Asgardian justice!

T'Chaka

Which entails... what, exactly?

Thor

Eternal flagellation, impalement, some light maiming — you know, standard stuff.

We need to kill him. (Hope gasps) He's a threat even without the seedling.

Lawson

Well, what do you know? He speaks.

T'Chaka

And who would have thought; he's advocating murder.

T'Chaka

There is an ancient Wakandan proverb, from the days before our tribes united: "One only wins a two-front war by getting out of your enemy's way."

Thor

Meaning...?

Stark

If you can't fight 'em both, let 'em fight each other.

T'Chaka

This American libation is surprising delicious; what do you call it?

Uh... Light beer?

Thor

Huh, how exotic! ANOTHER!