Ooh, Holly's making omelettes? Can I have one with sundried tomatoes and just a little-
HJHolly and Jeff
No!
S1 E16Holly's First Job
Uh, Jeff?
What?
Either you're missing a lobster or that is one freaky cockroach.
Well, I say we celebrate.
Oh, not with a song...
Let's celebrate sitting down.
I quit.
What, you can't quit! You're on a roll.
Holly (to Jeff): Help me out.
You're fired.
Thank you.
S1 E17The Breakup
Where's the can?
God, I used to know.
S1 E18Dude, Where's Val's Car?
You lose your girlfriend, you lose your job... nobody's looking, you want a hug?
S1 E19Loose Lips
You guys talking about "The Butt-tender"? Did she also tell you she turned down $35 and a sandwich to be in the sequel?
FCFemale co-worker
Vic and Val almost kissed?
MCMale co-worker 1
That's from the sister, it's gold!
MCMale co-worker 2
Does the second floor know?
(all the employees leave the lunchroom in a hurry)
(to Lauren) Don't just stand there, be shocking! Take off your top or something!
Eh, they don't want to see those again.
S1 E20The Fix-Up
(Holly and Henry see Henry's older brother's room full of plush toys)
Oh my god! Why didn't you tell me about this?
He's my brother, do you think I'm gonna go around bragging about it? I mean, if you had listened to me, this would have never come up.
Okay, what does this mean? Why are they here? Oh my god, Teddy Ruxpin...
I don't know why they're here, I don't wanna know why, and I hope I die without knowing why.
So what, you've never even asked him?
Once, and he said "When you're ready, I'll tell you." And then he winked at me, which sent a chill down my spine.
Okay, he likes stuffed animals. Does he also like, you know, girls?
All I know is that he goes out with a lot of women and they really seem to love him.
As what? A friend to go to musicals with?
What do you want me to do, fire her?
Jeff, I am shocked that would even cross your mind. But if you must, you must.
NNoah
I'm not gay.
Well, your bedroom is.
S1 E21Tyler v. World
You've wanted this apartment for the past five years. I can't believe you would stoop this low to get it.
MMindy
Hey, nobody's making you leave, Val. Just your sister.
Yeah, but you know that if she goes, I'll go with her.
MMindy
Awwww. How cute. What could be sweeter than two sisters who love each other? Oh, I know. (points to Val's window) Me having a latte every morning on that balcony!
S1 E22The Talk
So, how old were you the first time you did it?
Eight...years older than you are now!
Now, can I ask you a question?
Hmm?
Were you really 24 your first time?
No.
I knew it!
I've never done it!
You eat the last fry.
Ah... no, you take it.
No, you.
No, you.
Then it's just going to sit there as a symbol of our consideration for each other.
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