[looking at Bubbie sleeping] Jesus, time is cruel. We should start taking fish oil.
And green tea.
Yeah, 'cause that'll totally reverse the effects of 90-plus years of life. Get real. It's all downhill from 30 on.
Shut up!
Be quiet. [Silas walks in] What did they say?
That the nurse was fired a month ago. Said a family member called and said he was taking over her care.
Oh, shit, family member? No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.
Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure. Don't you have cousins? Isn't he on a riverboat somewhere?
He probably sunk it. It's him. I know it's him. Look. Look around. Paintings missing from the wall. All right, here we go. Tchotchkes missing. Bubbie's watching the World Poker Tour? [looks in the fridge] Ah! Look. [holds up boxed wine] He's here.
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