Maggie, Celia and others in “Lude Awakening”

Celia, you can't smoke in here.

Because...?

Second hand smoke kills.

Celia, did you bring your muffins?

I didn't feel like baking.

None of us ever feels like baking.

I love baking.

Except Pam. But, we do it anyway, for the sake of our children.

Oh, give me a break. You're raising money for a swim team. How much do swimming trunks cost anyway?

18.95.

I'll tell you what, (hands Pam a 20) keep the change.

So, we're really not getting the muffins, are we?

(Gets up to leave) I have in my hands the last pharmaceutical Quaalude on earth. See ya ladies.