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S1 E5

Weeds · Season 1, Episode 5

Andy and Doug in “Lude Awakening”

Andy

Hey, Doug.

Doug

Hey, Randy.

Andy

Andy, it's Andy.

Doug

Oh really? I thought... It's not Randy?

Andy

(Andy shakes his head)

Doug

I've always thought of you as a Randy.

Andy

Pretty sure.

Doug

Hmm, wow. Okay.

Andy

Lookin' for Nancy?

Doug

Yeah, I am, is she around?

Andy

No, you can try her cell phone.

Doug

Oh no, no, she needs to sign some stuff, papers and things. (Hears television in background) Are you watching Incredihoes?

Andy

Ha, yeah.

Doug

Oh that's good. I started it 7 or 8 times, I've never seen the whole thing.

Andy

That's a strong endorsement.

Doug

It is. Oh... I don't suppose you'd let me watch with you, would ya?

Andy

That'd be kinda weird

Doug

Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Well, enjoy. Orgasmagirl's a squirter.

Andy

Hey hey hey, spoiler.

Doug

You know I've got about an 8th of Romula on me.

Andy

Come on in.

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